1-800

It literally means Fuck you. The obamacare phone number is 1800f1uckyo, which everyone basically calls it 1800 fuck you. A shortened version is 1800 used towards someone in a derogatory fashion.

John: Your a dbag
Jack: Oh yeah, you know what, 1-800

by awsomeocartman January 23, 2014

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1-800-BULLSHIT

Calling Bullshit taken to the extreme, as in bullshit on steroids that are on steroids

Normal Bullshit:
Weakling:I just finished a marathon!!!
You:I'm calling Bullshit

1-800-BULLSHIT:
Biggest Nerd Ever:I got laid!
You:*takes out phone and dials 1-800-BULLSHIT

by x_X_x_RPFLCOPTER_x_X_x September 19, 2015

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1-800-ASSHOLE

A number for sex-hungry, teen/college virgins to dial with sounds of sex for them to whack off too. This number is always busy, and you are instantly greeted by a horny girl.

P1 "Hey, where is Carlos? Why isn't he at the bar?"
P2 "Oh, he is wacking off in the dorm room to 1-800-ASSHOLE
"I know that I will never get it, so I just go to 1-800-ASSHOLE

by AssholeBoy February 01, 2009

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1-800-WHAAAAA

An imaginary phone number you tell someone to call if they can't stop whining about stupid crap.

You're blubbering because your goldfish died? Call 1-800-WHAAAAA!

by kwitcherbitchin' January 14, 2009

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1-800-CLOCKS

Synonym for blunder or anachronism. One of the bigger fact-check ommisions or common sense blunders in movie-making history, as displayed in the movie "The Insider" starring Al Pacino and Russell Crowe, which debuted in 1999, as was Directed by noted Michael Mann.

One of if not THE glaring mistake made in the movie "THE INSIDER" - which stars Al Pacino and Russel Crowe - was a van appearing in the background repeatedly showcasing the company name 1-800-CLOCKS on the side of the van, and which DOES NOT HAVE ENOUGH DIGITS to POTENTIALLY EVEN be a real phone number -- it is 1 DIGIT SHORT! This will go down as one of the biggest blunders in recent movie-making history. This movie was nominated for a gazillion awards, and for good reason! For those who may not remeber this movie by name, this is the one where the character played by Russel Crowe takes on Big Tobacco. Great movie! Presumably the van should have been painted 1-800-4CLOCKS, the Company that they must have meant to be plugging. Perhaps they will in the remake.

by Philip Eli March 21, 2007

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