Skip to main content
A huge fucking simp

Also known as the Duke of simps or the king of power bottom
Is .413 ok?
Yeha he’s just simping over Smii7y again
.413 by Luk314 June 17, 2020
Words you can keep
Main arc number in Homestuck canon. According to Terezi Pyrope, it is the number of the "BL1ND PROPH3TS." Not coincidentally, Terezi's dialect of leetspeak has "A," "I," and "E" replaced with 4, 1, and 3, respectively, with no other letters given 133t counterparts. The webcomic began on April 13, 2009, and the entirety of the human protagonists' side of the story takes place on that date, which is also the 13th birthday of John Egbert, who is one of the four thirteen-year-old human protagonists. The Exiles' story takes place 413 years after those events. Other connections within the comic are too numerous to pack into this definition.
Ex. 1 (From Terezi's introduction page) "Your trolltag is gallowsCalibrator and you SP34K W1TH TH3 NUM3R4LS TH3 BL1ND PROPH3TS ONC3 US3D."

Ex. 2 (From Andrew Hussie's twitter account): "guys did you know i'm moving to area code 413???"
413 by Bryarkriv May 12, 2011
a totally bitchin' area code in western massachusetts containing such local celebrities as danny tamberelli of pete and pete and all that, Bill Cosby, and allegedly almost tom brady
me: yo me and ben and brett just got trashed and gave ourselves some sick home-made 413 tats
you: i think you're so sick
413 by Cameron Kavanagh July 27, 2007
a message you get when u put in a request too long on google. it says, Your client issued a request that was too large. That’s all we know.
*highlights the whole page and tries looking it up*
darn it! i got error 413.
413 by the only way out of the maze February 24, 2017
The only postcode in the world that has reached pure cultstatus
413? Gött änna.
413 by huNd June 2, 2003
"the 413 is late again"
413 by Saa124 August 11, 2019
A big ass dodge engine,413 cubic inches
from the beach boys song "Shut Down" Two cool shorts standing side by side,a fuel injected Sting Ray and a 413 revvin up their engines and it sounds real mean
413 by boing757 April 16, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Next