... as balls

used to desribe something to the extreme

it is hot AS BALLS out here

by jr June 11, 2006

sweaty as balls

A temperature that can only be achieved with the tightly packed cramming of many college students in a single dorm room which does not have air conditioning.

Sully: Dude, it's sweaty as balls in here.

Gay-Ben: Yeah, probably because there's no air conditioning.

by OverlyConfidentObeseWoman November 28, 2013

as balls

A phrase added after any adjective to make it stronger.

Perhaps started by people trying to be less vulgar than using "as fuck" or "as shit", but still wanting to use a dirty word.

The resulting phrase doesn't have to have anything to do with testicles or their qualities; it's almost better when it's very un-ball-like, because it makes other people stop and think how your phrase doesn't make sense.

I'm hungry as balls!
Dude, your mom is hot as balls.
I was sick as balls last night.
It's cold as balls out here!
It's cold as balls are not!

by Coell June 14, 2006

cold as balls

1.)describes really cold weather. It's so cold your balls feel like ice.

It's cold as balls out here.

by Mike B44 February 15, 2006

Bright as Balls

A phrase used to one's state of being as superlative; amazing; awesome.

How are you feeling this morning, buddy?
Shit, I'm not even hung over; I'm feeling bright as balls.

by JacoPA January 25, 2011

as balls

To the most extreme degree.

I'm hungry as balls!
It's hot as balls in here!
That show was loud as balls.

by dokkus September 8, 2005

hot as balls

About 97 degrees Fahrenheit. Unlike, say, "hot as hell" or "scorching hot," this expression is actually fairly precise, since the temperature of one's balls is carefully regulated by the scrotum to maintain a high sperm count.

Alice: Man, it is hot as balls out there today.
Bob: Actually, it's about 99 degrees, so it might be "hot as lungs," but balls are slightly cooler.
Alice: ...ooookay, whatever.

by lukebn June 24, 2010