... as balls
... as balls by jr June 11, 2006
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sweaty as balls
A temperature that can only be achieved with the tightly packed cramming of many college students in a single dorm room which does not have air conditioning.
Sully: Dude, it's sweaty as balls in here.
Gay-Ben: Yeah, probably because there's no air conditioning.
Gay-Ben: Yeah, probably because there's no air conditioning.
sweaty as balls by OverlyConfidentObeseWoman November 28, 2013
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as balls
A phrase added after any adjective to make it stronger.
Perhaps started by people trying to be less vulgar than using "as fuck" or "as shit", but still wanting to use a dirty word.
The resulting phrase doesn't have to have anything to do with testicles or their qualities; it's almost better when it's very un-ball-like, because it makes other people stop and think how your phrase doesn't make sense.
Perhaps started by people trying to be less vulgar than using "as fuck" or "as shit", but still wanting to use a dirty word.
The resulting phrase doesn't have to have anything to do with testicles or their qualities; it's almost better when it's very un-ball-like, because it makes other people stop and think how your phrase doesn't make sense.
cold as balls
cold as balls by Mike B44 February 15, 2006
Bright as Balls
Bright as Balls by JacoPA January 25, 2011
hot as balls
About 97 degrees Fahrenheit. Unlike, say, "hot as hell" or "scorching hot," this expression is actually fairly precise, since the temperature of one's balls is carefully regulated by the scrotum to maintain a high sperm count.
Alice: Man, it is hot as balls out there today.
Bob: Actually, it's about 99 degrees, so it might be "hot as lungs," but balls are slightly cooler.
Alice: ...ooookay, whatever.
Bob: Actually, it's about 99 degrees, so it might be "hot as lungs," but balls are slightly cooler.
Alice: ...ooookay, whatever.
hot as balls by lukebn June 24, 2010
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