About 97 degrees Fahrenheit. Unlike, say, "hot as hell" or "scorching hot," this expression is actually fairly precise, since the temperature of one's balls is carefully regulated by the scrotum to maintain a high sperm count.
Alice: Man, it is hot as balls out there today.
Bob: Actually, it's about 99 degrees, so it might be "hot as lungs," but balls are slightly cooler.
Alice: ...ooookay, whatever.
Bob: Actually, it's about 99 degrees, so it might be "hot as lungs," but balls are slightly cooler.
Alice: ...ooookay, whatever.
by lukebn June 22, 2010
Phrase used to describe when the temperature is hot. Usually it is hot enough that your balls will sag and potentially stick to your leg.
by ByRd November 6, 2007
Term describing abnormally hot weather, but which can be attributed to exactly 95 degrees Fahrenheit, which is the approximate natural temperature of male testicles.
by Elton John is a Sex God September 18, 2010
That bitch is hot as balls.
by hitch12 September 8, 2006
To describe the weather
by BL June 21, 2001
by KrayZWT February 23, 2017
An acute condition that caused UFC heavyweight Derrick Lewis to remove his shorts almost immediately after winning his fight at UFC 229
From the Post-fight Interview:
Joe Rogan: “I’m here with the winner, Derrick Lewis. Derrick, why’d you take your pants off?"
Derrick Lewis: “My balls was hot.”
(i.e., hot balls)
Joe Rogan: “I understand.”
Joe Rogan: “I’m here with the winner, Derrick Lewis. Derrick, why’d you take your pants off?"
Derrick Lewis: “My balls was hot.”
(i.e., hot balls)
Joe Rogan: “I understand.”
by PerfectRomanGod November 2, 2018
