-phillup

a chronic masturbator who washes his hands vigorously on a daily bases after a very sloppy and wet masturbation session. Evidence of this can be seen when this person constantly goes in and out of the bathroom and leaving the water running or taking a 3 minute shower. Usually between the times of 2am - 5am at 30 minute intervals. Anything that this person touches will be contaminated with reproductive fluids and it is advised that you should be tested for stds if you ever come into contact with phillup or anything he has touched.

Hey -phillup were you jacking off after you got done playing call of duty MW2? Because I always hear you going to the bathroom every 30 minutes to and hour. You must have a really small bladder or does beating your meat make you feel dirty? I hear the water running every night, how many times do you need to wash your hands bro? You be washing up every half hour and it's getting suspicious.

-phillup by M.T.H.S. January 5, 2010

Unomen 

When a guy masturbates to himself in the mirror.

He thinks so much of himself he performs unomen.

Unomen by David Manu June 11, 2021

apioform 

Derived from the Latin "apis" (bee) and "forma" (figure), "apioform" can be used as an insult, compliment, random placeholder, or for any purpose whatsoever. Mostly used in the context of esoteric programming languages, somehow. The word can be expanded by inserting or prepending prefixes such as "cryo", "pyro", "chrono", "contra" or "meta" to convey additional meaning, e.g. "cryoapiocontraform". An older form was "apiohazard", for hazardous apioforms, but this has fallen out of use.

Despite some isolated claims to the contrary, apioforms are not considered a memetic hazard.

You are like 3 (three) apioforms.
What even is an apioform?
Alright, apioforms.
Ideatic chronoapioforms in meta-ubqvian space.
That idea is isomorphic to 34 apioforms!
games and other programs that are apioformic to run on linux or openbsd.
It graphs apioform concentration (including retroactively) over time.
anyway "lyric make macron" would make a fine sequel to beware apioforms and "fixing ewo" yes
apioforms are form-suffixed apios
anyway i need to rotate in the xz plane so bees and apioforms are plentiful.
apioform you're not listening to me.

apioform by gollark November 27, 2020

national-traditionalism 

Nacional-Traditionalism, abbreviated as NazTrad, is economically protectionist, anti-capitalist, anti-globalization, anti-liberal, culturally organic, and traditional ideology.
It believes in a return to a traditional society, in sustainable, decentralized, small organic local communities, opposed to globalization and its effects: progressivism, liberalism, gay rights, technology myth, monoculturalism, consumerism, Marxism, feminism, mass media, representative mass democracy, currency de-dollarization, fascism, totalitarianism, internationalist ideals. It's anti-system, anti-war financing, global financial system, tax hike, beyond the right-left spectrum, anti-French Revolution, skeptical of technological progress, aristocratic, staunch anti-Republican.

"Do not confuse National-Traditionalism with modern nationalism : chauvinist, romantic and idealistic."

national-traditionalism by tradical June 4, 2021

national-traditionalism 

National-Traditionalism is a thought concerning an organic society without the evils of modernity: liberalism, modernism, socialism, communism, capitalism, fascism, progressivism, totalitarianism, statism, globalization, international monetary system, consumerism, materialism, cosmopolitanism, populism, feminism, mass democracy, representative democracy, gay rights, mass media, internationalism, immigration. It is anti-system, skeptical of science, economics (despite having a protectionist bias), against the right-left spectrum (evils of the French Revolution), aristocratic, anti-technology, culturally organic, opponent of organized religions, decentralist (a return to local small communities), staunch antirepublican.

"Do not confuse National-Traditionalism with modern nationalism : chauvinist, romantic and idealistic."

national-traditionalism by tradical July 9, 2021

bairnlorn 

Noun: A parent who is grieving due to the loss of a child or pregnancy.
Adjective: Bereft by the loss of a child or pregnancy.

The bairnlorn need the immense pain of a child's death recognized with a word equivalent to 'orphan' or 'widow'.
The miscarriage left her bairnlorn.
When the adoption did not go through as planned, he felt bairnlorn.

bairnlorn by JenPow June 28, 2021

chujtas

Chujtas means that someone is both a dick and a dick. Chujtas is a connection of words „Chuj“ and „Kutas“. Both of them can mean dick.

> I love K-pop.
> Man you are such a chujtas!

Polish translation:
> Uwielbiam K-pop.
> Ale z Ciebie chujtas!

chujtas by Indexerrowaty August 18, 2021