beer cock
Jane complained that her jaw hurt after giving head to Dan for over an hour to which Dan replied, "bitch I can't help it, I got a mad case of the beer cock."
beer cock by Omar the Piledriver March 14, 2009
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Cock Beer
Cock Beer by Buttergoat December 31, 2004
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beer cocktail • beer cock • cockbeer • cocking a beer • beer • beer goggles • Beer Pong • beer shits • beer pressure • beer muffs
beer cocktail
A beverage consisting of some fruit juice and beer. Typically drank by metro sexual dumb asses who don't have the testicular fortitude to drink whiskey or Guinness.
Orange juice and Budweiser.
Man Girl 1: What would you like to drink?
Man Girl 2: Oh, my vagina hurts too much today. How about a beer cocktail.
Man Girl 1: You bet, don't forget to wear your dress and Gay pride sticker.
Man Girl 1: What would you like to drink?
Man Girl 2: Oh, my vagina hurts too much today. How about a beer cocktail.
Man Girl 1: You bet, don't forget to wear your dress and Gay pride sticker.
beer cocktail by Beer Drinker1 February 19, 2008
Beer Cocktail
When you have beer left over after many nights of drinking that has collected into a large ammount of Alcohol usually with many different types of beer. When you decide to drink this ungodly concauction it usually results in everyone fighting over the best beer in the lot.
Hey man you want to drink tonight? I have a huge beer cocktail after the party last night.
Whats in the beer cocktail?
Just some Heineken and bud light
I got dibs on the Heineken
Whats in the beer cocktail?
Just some Heineken and bud light
I got dibs on the Heineken
Beer Cocktail by Chunkierfish November 27, 2012
cocking a beer
Striking your beer bottle straight down on someone else's beer bottle such that the concussive force causes the other's beer to erupt like a foamy volcano. A common grundy to play on a lightweight by feigning to cheers them. The word cock is an onomatopoeia for the sound of the collision.
Example of cocking a beer:
Jaime: Dude, that guy Cam is trying to pimp Tammy and he's totally a lightweight.
Robert: Yeah dude, you should go cock his beer.
Jaime: Hell ya dude.
Jaime: Dude, that guy Cam is trying to pimp Tammy and he's totally a lightweight.
Robert: Yeah dude, you should go cock his beer.
Jaime: Hell ya dude.
cocking a beer by i1abnrk August 30, 2011
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