(kuh-bahn') v. To eat a large amount of food in as short of a time as possible. Synonym of manjit or devour, cabanning is a localized Denver term. Usually used when someone's eating speed comes as no surprise to present company.
(actually heard in convo)
1: Wow you cabanned the FUCK out of that sandwich!
2: What? I was f'in hungry yo!
1: Yeah maybe, but holy shit!
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