(kuh-bahn') v. To eat a large amount of food in as short of a time as possible. Synonym of manjit or devour, cabanning is a localized Denver term. Usually used when someone's eating speed comes as no surprise to present company.
(actually heard in convo)
1: Wow you cabanned the FUCK out of that sandwich!
2: What? I was f'in hungry yo!
1: Yeah maybe, but holy shit!
1: Wow you cabanned the FUCK out of that sandwich!
2: What? I was f'in hungry yo!
1: Yeah maybe, but holy shit!
by okiPatrick November 24, 2006

The best friend you'll ever meet. She is truly a kind-hearted person with wonderful advice. I truly don't know what I would do without her. She's always been there for me and I know I can trust her with anything (mostly). She's like my other half and I love her so much.
by redrasberry1234 September 03, 2021

A particularly brown individual. He often gets boners while in a group of all men. Everyone thinks he gay, but he maintains the fact that he's not. He often makes strange moaning sounds and flirts with the guys in the bathroom. He's desperately looking for a homosexual partner and will do just about anything for one.
by Sofia Fragicomo November 01, 2016

by anonymous30282 March 28, 2017

My husband Javier caban is the best thing that ever happened to me.. he’s amazing in every witch way, especially in bed
by Javi81 January 22, 2022

A dirty Caban is a building in which 20 men diddle with each other with rusty mining equipment in the bum hole simultaneously whilst jizzing on metamorphic rocks. The last person to jizz has 30g of dynamite stuffed into their erect penis before exploding. This game lasts 20 rounds in which a handgun with 20 bullets are available. The last standing receives a dirty Ben and a balsam pass.
Master balsam: keep picking the balsam slave boy or i will strip you of your rights and give you a dirty caban.
by BalsamDiddler July 25, 2025

(Jay-cup-b, cuh-bahn): this person makes a great friend and is always down to hang. He’s a bit on the shorter side and prone to injuries but that will never stop him from fishing, or talking about fishing.
by GAC Daddy August 09, 2023
