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Ottmonster 

A form of threesome involving one male and two females. The male is in between the two females and wears a dildo on his back like a tail. As the male penetrates one female he is simultaneously pulling out of the other and vice versa. The act is named after the man who pioneered it, Gary Lee Ottmonster.

This is also known as the reverse DP.
Joe ottmonstered those two girls he met at the bar last night.
Ottmonster by pdiddle September 22, 2012
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osimosity 

(Noun) The state or condition of being awesome. Defined in a bogus mathematical theorem as:

Quality + Perception
-------------------- = Osimosity
Vulgar popularity

Not to be confused with animosity, or pretentiosity.
1. Lord Ossum of the Ossumites was an Ozymandian well known for his osimosity.

2.
Freddie:
I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me...

Chorus:
HE'S-JUST-A-POOR-BOY/
NAMED-FREDDIE-MERCURY/
BOW-GASP-AND-QUAIL/
AT-HIS-OSIMOSITY!
osimosity by HMB August 2, 2004

peach optimo 

Best blunt flavor and brand.
grape or peach optimo? are you joking?
peach optimo by kayosfie December 8, 2007
Greek. An expression of distress, fear or disgust. "Woe is me".
Oimoi, that guy's an idiot.
Oimoi by Oratory August 26, 2009
Post #1: "This is gay."
Post #2: "otio"
OTIO by Alex Yusupov October 30, 2009
Brand of cigar used for rolling a fat blunt with the potentiol of burning for an hour or more. Is a actual tobacco leaf.
You can catch me chillin' in the club steaming a optimo, with my dick getting sucked by a dime hoe.
optimo by LoneStarSteve7 January 21, 2005