¿¿mmhmm 

The text you send when you don't know the size of your penis

Her: how big is it
Him:¿¿mmhmm

¿¿mmhmm by Mr.Tbaggin November 3, 2017

mmhmm 

Used to show sly agreement

You have three testicles?
Mmmhmm

mmhmm by PeskyLlama November 30, 2003

mmhmm 

a sound you make to express disinterest OR tremendous interest depending on the tone used

"Hey, check out my collection of bottle caps"
disinterested response: "mmhmm"
OR

"Hey check out my wifes new tits!!"

response: "MMMMMMMMMHMMMMMMMM"

mmhmm by Tysma July 1, 2008

MMHMM 

A form of response, typically used as a counterpoint.

"mmmmhmmmm" -(base version)
Use when you know someone is just full of it,ie "whatever","ninja please"

"mhm" - (the interruptor)
Use for quickly interrupting someone, case in point, If you just want that person to shut up

"mmmmmmmhmmmmmmmm" - (extended version)
Use when you know that person is full of bullsh*t.

"mmhmmmmmmm" (extended ending)
Use when you know that person is being mischievous.

"MMMHMMMM" - (physical)
Use with body language to call someone out, ex. turn your head, snap your finger, roll your eyes

"M&MHM&M" - (disguise)
The use of M&M's candy, not necessarily for consumption, but for costume purposes i.e. Halloween.

"mmm-H&M-mmm" - (clothing)
The relentless pursuit of clothing oneself with offerings from various fashion retailers such as H&M, Urban Outfitters, American Apparel, Forever21 (Exluded: Abercrombie)

MMHMM by BaxterOcampo November 6, 2014

mmhmm 

Something you say when agreeing with someone, like the lazy "yes."

I am going to get me some tonight!

mmhmm!

mmhmm by Lashequa July 26, 2009

mmhmm shaniqua 

like the phrase "sure whatever" or "yeah right" "pleeeease loser"

ben: i won a million dollars!
andrea: mmhmm shaniqua

mmhmm shaniqua by Ashleigh April 11, 2003

mmhmm yas 

A stupid thing said with an accent to sound wierd and make ur friends lagh when u say it.

That was so "smart" mmhmm yas!

Dude... mmhmm yas!

mmhmm yas by Gandolf and his Child March 28, 2017