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A toasted sandwich made in a special machine, usually containing cheese combined with some other foodstuff, or commonly cheese on its own.
'I'm having a banana toastie'
'You're nuts'
toastie by paul raine May 5, 2004
the very foundation of simps and webs, being toastie is to be a level of simp and web so high that mere mortals could never understand, to be a toastie is the pinnacle of simpetry and webbetry.
Toastie: "man I really love ganyu and jasmine, my love for them is just too strong"
Bystander: "stop being a toastie"
toastie by i'mthatguy532 July 6, 2021
The noise made when you uppercut someone in Mortal Kombat.
Subzero just uppercut Raiden! Toastie!
Toastie by Shneals July 29, 2008
The leftover marijuana in a bag after most is gone, usually the shake that is left.
"I bought weed yesterday and smoked it, but I still have some toasties."
Toastie by LaCrayon January 10, 2009
this is NOT meant to be racist - A black person that is really white on the inside.

Sitting in the car with my friends thinking about a kid in one of my classes. I said to myself, this kid is more white than black. So I thought of a toasted marshmellow. Black on the outside, white on the inside.
The guy right there...he's a toastie
Toastie by orph3n(P.A.L.) December 11, 2004
A woman who is a Hottie but is a bit older. She's been scorched a few times in life as well as admired and lusted after and now she's crisp and very very yummy with almost anything on top.
Where is the jam? Here comes my teacher. She is such a Toastie.
Toastie by mercedes spankdriven November 20, 2010
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