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getting pants-shitting drunk; absolutely shitfaced.
"Girl..over this long weekend were going to get absolutely smoshed!"
smoshed by Katherine Foley March 16, 2008
A portmanteau of smashed and moshed. A person or object that gets violently demolished during a collision. Often like a person in a mosh pit.
Mongo smoshed the quarterback.
Smoshed by Efinger13 October 16, 2018
A state of a person or in which a person is sloshed and smashed. State of being blind drunk with no or less consciousness.
Tim was total smoshed at the party last night, he didnt even know what he was eating.
Smoshed by KTKenny December 15, 2010
The Act of getting drunk and replacing your vowels with "O" sounds.

Started By Katie in late 1857, in the sleepy town of Freo.
Person 1- "Omg! Caitmon got soooo smoshed on saturday noight!"
Person 2- "I know, she loike yokked everywhere, hell mong."
Person 1- "Grouse toime though"
Person 2- "Yah Mon, so glad you're my bast frund!"
Person 1- "Mon, we're bust frunz for uvah"
Smoshed by ratch. April 6, 2009

smish smoshed 

-Smish Smosh(ed)- Synonym(s) for drunk, high, wasted, or smashed, this term/phrase is typically used by prissy girls such as cheerleaders or sorority members. Often preceded by the word totally or so. To do in excess.
I got totally smish smoshed at the ditch party yesterday.

or

Put that drink down, you lookin all smish smoshed.
smish smoshed by Johnny Unitas September 15, 2008

smish smoshed 

-Smish Smosh(ed)- Synonym(s) for drunk, high, wasted, or smashed, this term/phrase is typically used by prissy girls such as cheerleaders or sorority members. Often preceded by the word totally or so. To do in excess.
I got totally smish smoshed at the ditch party yesterday.

or

Put that drink down, you lookin all smish smoshed.
smish smoshed by Johnny Unitas September 16, 2008
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