smoshed

getting pants-shitting drunk; absolutely shitfaced.

"Girl..over this long weekend were going to get absolutely smoshed!"

by Katherine Foley March 16, 2008

Smoshed

A portmanteau of smashed and moshed. A person or object that gets violently demolished during a collision. Often like a person in a mosh pit.

Mongo smoshed the quarterback.

by Efinger13 October 16, 2018

Smoshed

A state of a person or in which a person is sloshed and smashed. State of being blind drunk with no or less consciousness.

Tim was total smoshed at the party last night, he didnt even know what he was eating.

by KTKenny December 15, 2010

[smoshed]

killing a bug with extreme rage

dude,he smoshed that bug and sent guts flying everywhere

by firehead52 January 5, 2009

Smoshed

The Act of getting drunk and replacing your vowels with "O" sounds.

Started By Katie in late 1857, in the sleepy town of Freo.

Person 1- "Omg! Caitmon got soooo smoshed on saturday noight!"
Person 2- "I know, she loike yokked everywhere, hell mong."
Person 1- "Grouse toime though"
Person 2- "Yah Mon, so glad you're my bast frund!"
Person 1- "Mon, we're bust frunz for uvah"

by ratch. April 6, 2009

smish smoshed

-Smish Smosh(ed)- Synonym(s) for drunk, high, wasted, or smashed, this term/phrase is typically used by prissy girls such as cheerleaders or sorority members. Often preceded by the word totally or so. To do in excess.

I got totally smish smoshed at the ditch party yesterday.

or

Put that drink down, you lookin all smish smoshed.

by Johnny Unitas September 15, 2008

smish smoshed

-Smish Smosh(ed)- Synonym(s) for drunk, high, wasted, or smashed, this term/phrase is typically used by prissy girls such as cheerleaders or sorority members. Often preceded by the word totally or so. To do in excess.

I got totally smish smoshed at the ditch party yesterday.

or

Put that drink down, you lookin all smish smoshed.

by Johnny Unitas September 16, 2008