[scrotch] 

a retributive act performed on the food of a rude fast food customer wherein the cook/employee smears the customer's burger around in their crotch before serving it up to them; may also connote the resulting deposit of pubic hairs on the burger; believed to be derived from the contraction of the words "smear" and "crotch"

"Yes, sir, please don't yell, I heard you, you wanted exactly one pickle, no mustard, some mayo, two pieces of cheese, and you want me to pick off all the seasame seeds from your bun, I will fix that right up for you..." The cashier turns to the cook and whispers assuredly in his hear "...scrotch'em..." The cook grins maliciously, yells "i got'em!" unbuckles his belt, and plunges the burger into the filthy abyss...moments later the sodomized burger appears on a tray, neatly boxed and complete with combo, exactly as the customer had ordered...or so they think..."come back'n see us now!" the cashier adds smugly with a wave as the disgruntled customer storms off with the food...what goes around comes around...

[scrotch] by gg.rub June 27, 2006

scrotch 

scratching one's crotch

Alan enjoys having a good scrotch while watching TV

scrotch by Naughty Kat June 24, 2009

Scrotch 

A derogatory word derived from "Scrotum" and "Crotch", used to define an indefinable sex; usually associated with a hermaphrodite. This word can also be used when insulting another person.

Person 1: Is that a guy or a girl?
Person 2: It's a scrotch!

Person 3: Don't be such a scrotch.

Scrotch by Coopers June 25, 2007

scrotch 

to scratch your crotch when it is dry, itchy, or chafing occurs.

guy 1: dude my crotch its itchy
guy 2: dude scrotch it

guy 1: scrotching feels sooo good when my balls are dry

scrotch by scrotchlover5000 May 25, 2010

scrotch 

To scratch one's Crotch

Dude, you seem to be scrotching a lot, have you got crabs?

scrotch by Necro January 19, 2004

Scrötch

The line of skin that runs down the middle of a man's testicles and taint eventually ending at his asshole.

Kathy offered to run a plastic ninja action figure on my Scrötch for pleasure...I refused.

Scrötch by Scrötch July 11, 2017

scrotch 

The act of mightily punching a man's balls after he has said something you (a) don't agree with or (b) find offensive. Generally it is done with a fist, but numerous other things are acceptable (i.e. foot, knee, snowball, etc.) Generally only done to people you have known for a reasonable length of time.

Logan: Sara would totally hit that!
Sara: Would not! That brings your total up to 18.
Alex: What total?
Sara: Well, I've only known him for a month or two, so I can't scrotch him yet. But when I know him well enough, he's getting it.
Alex: That's what she said.
(A scrotch ensued shortly after this.)

scrotch by A-Mazingness (and then some) March 27, 2009