Skip to main content

Definitions by Necro

Ass Blast from the Past 

(noun) when a long-dead transvestite eskimo faggot shoves a stick of dynamite up your pooper and blows your nigger ass to china
person #1: "Dude I no longer have an anus after my last 3 ass blasts from the past."
person #2: "Then how do you take a shit?"
person #1: "I don't really know."
person #2: "That is fuckin insane."

high as fuck 

person #1: "Dude where the fuck am I?"
person #2: "We are chasing a poptart through a forest dude."
person #1: "Well when the fuck are we gonna catch it because i got the munchies like a mutherfucker."
person #2: "We are high as fuck."
high as fuck by necro April 22, 2005

mad cracker 

1. insane person, psychotic
i've seen it happen before
holy shit, that's a bloody mad cracker, look at him beat the shit out of that guy with no remorse
mad cracker by necro January 12, 2005

hepatitis 

a disease of type A, B, C, D, or E. you can get hepatitis if someone pees in your soup or you dont use a condom, actually, you can get hepatitis from spit, so dont kiss anybody without using a dental dam or else you WILL die.
want to play hepatitis? first person to get all the letters gets to give a blowjob to all the losers.
hepatitis by necro January 10, 2005
To scratch one's Crotch
Dude, you seem to be scrotching a lot, have you got crabs?
scrotch by Necro January 19, 2004

Transformers 

1)A race of Transmetal beings with the ability to physically reshape themselves in the form of vehicles and/or weapons. 2) A popular toy of the early to mid '80's that spawned a cartoon and comic book series.
My parents bought me that new Transformer for my birthday!
Transformers by Necro October 22, 2003