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[doinky] 

can be used any way humanly possible. hello, goodbye, clothing. human beings, also produces well in raps.
"i'm going to have some doinky."
"want to doinky later"
"thats doinky as fuck"
"were smoking a doinky"
"wats up, the names doinky, yous guys wanna go doinky?" "who left there doinky in my car?"
"thats doinky fresh"
"what a doink"
"im leaving, doinky"
[doinky] by doinky doinker October 20, 2008
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adj. unfit for, weird, out-of-place, innapropriate, silly
Wearing a suitcoat with a plaid shirt looks doinky.
doinky by Nimbus June 1, 2004
To get up on a member of the opposite sex (usually male to female) on a dancefloor and getting a semi (slight erection)
"Bob was getting doinky on that chick last night at the club!"
Doinky by DJ Tripp January 1, 2007
Describing or pertaining to someone or something that is so screwed up that it boggles the mind as to how it can stand its own existence.
Damn traffic! Get out of my way! Where'd you learn how to drive!?! I'm never going to make it on time because this traffic is doinky!
doinky by Nicknac March 11, 2003
When you smoke a blunt with weed and crack in it, drive to muscatine, and strip down naked all because god told you to.
Did you hear about H? He got doinky and put in the loony bin.
doinky by SirDoinksAlot August 5, 2007
A derivation of "doink" used to describe things that are bad, dumb, or just plain doinky.
That movie was so doinky that we left the theater half way through it.
doinky by doinkies February 23, 2004
It's that last piece of shit that won't attach from your ass.
We can also use it towards a person who is always attached to your ass.
Hey doinky!
Shit, I had a huge doinky this morning!
Doinky by lizard83 May 14, 2010
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