doinky-doink 

1- word adults use for making out when children are listening
2-all purpose word for inappropriate stuff that guys do to girls
3- one of the many alternative terms for penis

1- Father: Honey, do you want to go doinky-doink in the kitchen?

Child: Daddy, what is "doinky-doink?"
2- Yo I am so in the mood to go doinky-doink that girl right now.
3- Yo my doinky-doink is huge.

doinky-doink by DavideSophia March 8, 2010

doinky doink 

A specific play pattern recognized in the toy industry wherein a child uses 2 objects to represent characters interacting - one characters is bobbed up and down and the other character is then bobbed up and down in alternate to represent conversation.

My Little Pony #1 "Doinky doinky doinky, dionky doinky doink"

My Little Pony #2 "Doink doinky doinky doink!"

doinky doink by stinkweed2000 December 30, 2011

Doinky Doink 

Someone who is dumb and doesn't understand anything and takes things too seriously

You: I'll see you in the next holocaust
Doinky Doink: dude that's hella offensive to Jewish people and in Muslim
You: your a Doinky doink

Doinky Doink by I am guacamole December 21, 2018

doink doink

The scene and episode introductory sound on the Law & Order series; it’s included in: Law & Order, SVU, Criminal Intent and Trial by Jury.

During long marathons or durations of Law & Order: SVU, a commercial often shows the cast (Christopher Meloni, Mariska Hargitay, Richard Belzer) discussing the sound and its significance. Hargitay
described it as “Chink Chink” but the advertisers referred to it as “Doink Doink.”

Meloni: “It’s a good sounds, isn’t it?”
Hargitay: “Wait a second! Play it again!”

doink doink by KnowYourSymphony May 31, 2005

doink doink

The sound from the Law and Order TV series.

"We're taking you down to the precinct." *doink doink*

doink doink by Mein Gott in Himmel March 22, 2004

doink doink

The best sound ever. Plays during the Law & Order series, including...

1. The Mothership
2. SVU
3. CI
4. TBJ (cancelled now)

June 18, 2006
Special Victims Unit Squadroom
*doink doink*

doink doink by SVU~FREAK April 13, 2006

Doink Doink Clusterfuck 

When two professional sports teams play during same time, causing traffic, metro, and bar congestion.z

Both the Nats and DC United play at home on Sunday..that is gonna cause a doink doink clusterfuck.

Doink Doink Clusterfuck by Angry Pirate 🏴‍☠️ October 3, 2019