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[diarrhea] 

A thing that guys always do at there friends house after a night of fizzy juice and fast food. Eventhough you don't want to doit you cant help it and your friends think your jackin' off in the bathroom when you are actually squirting your insides into your good friends shitter
He constantly strained as squirt after squirt of ungodly pain diarrhea lit is buttocks aflame
[diarrhea] by Pineapple Sadness October 11, 2008
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diarrhea 

No pain, no strain, just sit and let it drain.
The fast food I had last night gave me wicked diarrhea
diarrhea by Gingievitus December 14, 2010

diarrhea 

When a demon possess your anus and force you to explode your anus
I needed to take a poop but breaking the toilet with my diarrhea
diarrhea by BUNGTHEBOOCE April 25, 2016

diarrhea 

Flaming liquid shit that makes you scream with pain, clench your teeth, grab hard onto the nearest solid object so that you don't get blown away, and wonder how you're still alive when it's over.
My diarrhea is so bad that I couldn't walk for five days afterwards.
diarrhea by thetwentythirdgod September 16, 2003

diarrhea 

After what seemed like hours of stomach cramps at school, Jason was finally able to go home and launch his lava-like diarrhea into his beautiful porcelain throne.

diarrhea 

Analogous to vomit, exiting from the anus. Often accompanied by a singed asshole.
Random: Do farts have lumps?
Me: Na dude, I think you just diarrhea'd
Random: Mate, diarrhea doesn't have a verb form
Me: I'd be more worried about that shit running down my leg if I were you.
diarrhea by Haydizzler April 21, 2011

diarrhea 

Diarrhea is nothing more than a poop smoothie.
diarrhea by Anonymous September 17, 2003
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