[cuban] 

People that nobody wants to hangout with be cause they'r loud, obnoxious and suck big fat dicks all the time. the are all ugly and smell like a 100 lbs. of cow manoure

that homeless guy just jacked off infront of a school zone, yeah man he did it cause he's cuban, oh that makes sense now

[cuban] by de truthh October 19, 2010

Cuban 

A cuban is great way to get a great party going. Refers to a cuban cigar, hand made, and illegal in the United States. People get really impressed when you pull a couple out and light em up.

A tool: Yo, i got some cubans!
Everyone Else: YO, sweet, lets hit em!

Cuban by boardbro January 25, 2005

cuban 

One who hails from Cuba or of close descent.

I'm from Cuba so that makes me Cuban.

cuban by DC December 25, 2005

Cuban 

A person from Cuba who is stereotyped ALOT. most of them are 'chusmas', but some are actually classy, wealthy people.

We talk loud and sometimes are annoying, but people love us anyways. we love our family and always have food to offer.

Their abuelitas always feed them, even if they are 1000 pounds.

Cubans are white, black, mulato, and chinese.
Cubans ALWAYS have the best food (croquettas, picadillo, carne con papa, abondigas, etc.) and their bread is the SHITT.

Most Cuban men/guys are cocky and arrogant, and even being a Cuban, i admit it. The old men usually talk loud and say "OYE" with a nasaly voice.

About 90% of miami is made up of cubans, but not all came from little banana boats. (my family came on a plane)
Alot of cubans own farmacias, and live in Hialeah.

Cuban: Oye eat some picadillo!
Person: STOP YELLING !
Cuban: I'm not this is my whisper!

Person: oh well i'm not hungry
Cuban: ok i'll feed you anyways.

Cuban by PinoyCubana November 18, 2011

cuban 

If something is cuban, it is completely cool. The Australian TV show "Home and Away" attempted to inject it into Australian slang.

Dave: My V8 is lowered, red, and very fast.
Sally: That is totally cuban. When do I get a spin?

cuban by serhorse July 4, 2006

cuban 

One who is confined to a desk and pc within partitioned walls made of cloth; Decorated with pictures and useless novelty items. Dilbert comics are prefered. The more frendly cuban may leave candy for fellow cubans to enjoy. Status of cuban in cube society can be determined by a placard, size or even the height of cube. Communication between cubans is primarily done through email. It will usually take several emails to several people before a task can be completed.

I wanted to get a drink at the bar but the place was full of cubans so I left.

cuban by THE MAN DICTIONARY May 31, 2005

cuban 

An exclaimation of excitement, usually preceeded by the adjective 'fucking'.

Bill - I've got a dutch here.
Steve - That's fucking cuban.

cuban by Geoff May 13, 2005