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A very sweet, loving guy who loves mac and cheese and his girlfriend. He is very athletic and usually tall. (That doesn't mean you're short. It just means that he is extra tall.) He is surrounded by lots of people that care about and love him. But he always has that one somewhat toxic friend with a J name. He likes dogs and is a big nerd. He will ball you up in basketball any day. He is very lovable and once you have him, he becomes your whole world and you love him with all your heart and limbic system. He is very attractive and handsome even though he refuses to admit it. He is "always right" and always seems to prove you wrong even when you have factual evidence. But, you will always love him and are very lucky to have him in your life.
"I love you Cailan, with all my heart and limbic system."
Cailan by Burrito <3 May 19, 2020
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Lizzy Caplan 

Very cool and beautiful actress from the movies, "Mean Girls" and "Cloverfield". She has appeared on the shows, "The Class," "True Blood," and is currently on the Starz original "Party Down."
Did you see that episode of Party Down last night? Yea, that Lizzy Caplan is so cool.
Lizzy Caplan by Carp singer August 27, 2009

Caulyn Gross 

The most amazing, sexy, beautiful, awesome, and intelligent male being in the entirety of reality in any plane of existence. He also has the thiccest booty.
I pray to my lord and savior Caulyn Gross every night in hopes he will grace me with his divine and all powerful presence.
Caulyn Gross by The Dankster #87 September 23, 2019
Caelan is a Gaelic name, thus means he is a “strong warrior”. Caelan is someone who will be quiet and silent when those around him are strangers but when with friends, he’s a party machine. Caelan will mostly be playing video games with mates or out with family. People named Caelan are usually straight. Caelan is sexy, hot, down to earth, funny, cringeworthy and someone you should date!
Omg caelan is really hot, I wished he asked me out!

Look! It’s Caelan, he’s really cool and down to earth.

Hey Caelan! Do you want to play video games?
Caelan by cedgeyy April 22, 2019
Caelan is a Gaelic name meaning strong warrior. He is intelligent, sexy, funny and a very down to earth guy. If you have a problem, Caelan is the guy to see. He gives the best advice. That being said, he knows how to party and have a good time. Caelan is pretty much a synonym of "perfect boyfriend material"
Girl :I really want a Boyfriend like Caelan
Caelan by Jasminejk March 19, 2014
A wonderful boy that will treat you like a princess. He will always help you when you feel down. A Calan would be an amazing boyfriend, he would never cheat on you.

Beware, he can get a little protective over the person he likes.
Calan has a good sense of humor but will sometimes be a little cheesy. He has a heart of gold.
Calan by sksksks vsco is gay October 21, 2019
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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