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Caylan is a name for a man who has been either called gay or is said to have a girl name. Caylan is good looking, can dress well, and all the women love him. Caylan probably doesn't have many friends and probably listens to indie pop and 90s grunge music. A Caylan is hard to find, so if you find one don't ask why he has a "girl name".
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Get the Caylan holiday mug.Designed by the good people at Porshe A.G. as an intermediate car that fills the gap between the 911 and the Boxster. A mid engine build that puts a premium on handling and driving precision more than balls-out peformance from, say the 911S. Yet it can blast to 60mph in around 5 toe curling seconds {depends on year, model etc} and scare the living crappola' out of yourself in the process. I guess it's about 40% Boxster, 30% 911 and the rest it's own special goods. A special blend to be sure. Let lose to the public in 2005, it's built a nice rep' as a multi use road machine that can cummute like a Honda Civic with pretty good gas mileage {20 city, 28 hwy} with the ponnies to transform itself into a mini Indy car by simply mashing down your right foot....you know the one. The flat six's exhaust note is simply symphonic with a low growl that mutates into a Banshee shriek that makes a guys spine say "Oh Baby!, spank me harder and don't spare the hand brush!" It really sounds like an ole' school 993 Carrera with the air cooled flat six. The car seems connected to the driver with an almost telekinetic union and that means you feel everything from the whirling pound of the engine through your back to every little bit of foreign matter you drive over. The car does have it's little piss-offs though but who the fuck cares! Your driving one of the most cool rides from Stuttgart to grace Canadian streets in years.
"What the hell was 'dat little shcreamer?" said the drunkin' alien. "Why, it was a Porsche Cayman S you silly, green, bug-eyed twat" Say's the english gentleman in a tweed coat.
by BEASER February 24, 2011
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Known widely as a sex offender, who prefers spankings and shop-lifting Hispanics and playboys. Was fired for sex offense from Columbia High School, got rehired as a gym teacher in an elementary school, moved up to Maplewood Middle School, and once again ended up in Columbia High School.
Besides his desire for young men, Wayne is also a man of beauty, and knows how to dress and throw stacks. Wayne Calandriello is therefore the greatest gym teacher of all times.
Known widely as a sex offender, who prefers spankings and shop-lifting Hispanics and playboys. Was fired for sex offense from Columbia High School, got rehired as a gym teacher in an elementary school, moved up to Maplewood Middle School, and once again ended up in Columbia High School.
Besides his desire for young men, Wayne is also a man of beauty, and knows how to dress and throw stacks. Wayne Calandriello is therefore the greatest gym teacher of all times.
by Wayne Calendrillo December 13, 2014
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If you are ever lucky enough to meet a Cayla, then you have met an incredible and inspiring person... She's weird but the best kind of weird you can find. She's fun, joyful, and full of adventure!
Also she's very athletic, determined, artistc, loyal, wise, compassionate, and has many hidden talents or abilities... She may never tell you her hidden talents or deepest secrets- but don't feel offended that's just they way she is. Despite being very open and honest, she's very mysterious and secretive.
If you are ever lucky enough to meet a Cayla, then you have met an incredible and inspiring person... She's weird but the best kind of weird you can find. She's fun, joyful, and full of adventure!
Also she's very athletic, determined, artistc, loyal, wise, compassionate, and has many hidden talents or abilities... She may never tell you her hidden talents or deepest secrets- but don't feel offended that's just they way she is. Despite being very open and honest, she's very mysterious and secretive.
by Magicalmagic October 27, 2013
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