bank 

A private organization that finds ingenious ways to steal your money which you are forced to use to get your paycheck. Provide nothing of value and when they make mistakes they ask the public for a handout instead of their directors bailing them out like any other normal organization.
Another definition: blood sucking scum akin to lawyers.

bank, money lender, financial institution, leeches, blood sucking scum

bank by zaphodxx January 3, 2009

bank 

A financial institution designed to nickel and dime its members to no end. Banks complain about Credit Unions (CU) because they are "not for profit" and subsequently do not have to pay taxes. However despite the competitive nature of banks and credit unions, banks have not suffered any loss in profit. On the contrary, banks have enjoyed record breaking profits increasingly each year. Banks will always be finding new ways to take your money to increase their profits so all the bitching about credit unions because they don't have as many fees is just whiney suck ass for them.

Examples of Bank Fees:
Application fee
Activation fee
Teller fee
Drive up fee
Balance Inquiry fee
Balance transfer fee
Account opening fee
Account closing fee
Check cashing fee
Checking account monthly service fee
Savings account monthly service fee
PIN setup fee
PIN change fee
Lost card fee
advising fee
issuing fee
confirmation fee
amendment fee
acceptance fee
Negotiation fee
Brokers fee
Check cashing fee on checks drawn on same bank.
ATM withdrawl fee
ATM deposit fee
Participation fee
Self overdraft fee from savings to checking.
IRS refund anticipation loan fees (up to 1,700% APR)
when do the fees end? Banks need MORE Credit unions to compete against. Credit unions have their own stupid fees but with the amount of interest saved in most loans, it's worth it to investiaget both.

bank by someoneincharge May 13, 2005

bank 

to jump someone, to rob them, to fight.

Randy Wagstaff: yo, thanks for walkin us off, man, I thought we wuz gunna get bank'd

Dukie: you ain't gon' bank us iz you ?

Hustla: shit boy, you thank i'm that ungrateful ? i followed you threw 10 shootaz and made mo money then i made in a month! ahhahaha nah i ain't gunna rob you, i juss need ta know next time you fade a dice game, you feel ?

- The Wire The Complete 4th Season, Disc 3, Episode 2

bank by Wide Body Droppa January 28, 2008

bank 

1) a substantial amount of money (n)
2) the condition of being rich
3) to fight

1) man I got some serious bank in my wallet
2) of course that fool drives that BMW he's banked
3) I banked on some sucker and took his wallet

bank by BigBossMike May 12, 2004

Bank 

Where they keeps the money.

Woman: Why did you try to rob the bank?

Girl: Because, that's where they keeps the money.

Bank by Chkywi September 13, 2011

bank 

An alternative to the word cash; means cool, awesome, praise-worthy

Disneyworld patron 1: hey let's go on the tower of terror!
Disneyworld patron 2: yeah! TOT is so bank!

I finally beat my boyfriend in NBA Live...it was pretty bank

bank by bozheng July 27, 2011

Bank 

Taking the long, and easy way out of things, not be assertive

wow, hes been banking so long, when is he going to make a move?

Bank by Vmachine69 March 17, 2009