[Turd sandwich]
Oh man, this radio station blows! They play the intro of every good song then they proceed to play some shitty generic rock no-one would've tuned in for. This is Radio Turd Sandwich.
[Turd sandwich] by Ikeaboy January 21, 2015
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turd sandwich
1. a presidential candidate whom campaigns against a giant douche. introduced by the creators of south park. 2. two pieces of bread with a juicy turd in the middle (a nutella sandwich?)
1. sometimes, its always the choice between a giant douche and a turd sandwich. 2. after the hot blumpkin, the couple both enjoyed a nice hot turd sandwich
turd sandwich by KDIZZO May 13, 2005
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someone who is pissing you off beyond belief. most commonly used when speaking of idiodic presedential candtidate.
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A piece of shit between 2 pieces of bread with the exeption of lettece and tomatoes or a light sperm sauce
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