Roblox

a gaming platform where you steal your mom's credit card to look cool.

mom: Where is my credit card? brother: Alex took it so he could look cool in roblox!

Roblox by Someweirdo._.ontheinternet June 27, 2020

Roblox

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Someone types: haha, i love your new hat!
Roblox: hahah, # #### #### ### ###!

Roblox by claaaarii December 7, 2021

Roblox

A game that is getting worse and clearly if you are under the age of 13 roblox won't let you say numbers and normal everyday words cuz apparently it "Protects kids from giving away personal info"

"I type: there are 33 people in the server"
When the message comes out : There are ## people in this server

Also roblox censores random things such as jfkekdmfj cuz they think it can generate bad words
This is really annoying if you're a bad speller as it also censores misspelled words

Robloxian1 types: iy leik ths gaim

When it's sent: #############

Roblox by Carcrusher109 August 21, 2017

Roblox

Most definitely not free.

Telamon: Roblox, IT'S FREEEEEE
Me: *Points to the hats page of the catalog*

Roblox by T0mServ0 March 5, 2012

Roblox

A game about 7 year old kids "interacting" with each other.

Typical Roblox

Relationships
Typical 7 year old Boy -123 For s3x-
Typical 7 year old girl -123-
Moments later...
Ugh ugh ugh -gets pregnant-

Music
Me: (Joins Game)
Suddenly... Loud unintelligible sounds
Skrillex is playing
Me: Oh god why

Clothing and accessories

Me: Hey how come everyone has those swords on their backs?
Friend: Oh its just an accessory. You know,kids think their cool.
Me:But can you use them?
Friend:No,but you still have to pay real money for them.
Me:So what's the point!?

Commonly used words
Noob, S3x, OD'ing, OD'ers, f***, s***, **** you,...etc. Every swear word known to mankind.

I swear to god I wish I was making this up.

Roblox by EnsignShepard October 12, 2014

Roblox

A kid-friendly version of PornHub where 10 year old's can have online sex with 65 year old men.

Friend - "What 's your favorite game?"
10 year old - "roblox."
Friend - "What's that?"
10 year old - "#######"

Roblox by FeminineTomato May 4, 2019

roblox

A lego-type game that is becoming less fair to its' free players as time passes. A special membership know as builders club or BC of the players (also know as robloxians) is gaining more benefits so the company can gain more money. Such as them being able to purchase certain items that free-members can't. You have the ability to create a game for people to play. A free-model system was invented that lets you take designs from other people who choose to give it to you, and apparently using these makes you a noob. Usually 7-12 year olds play this, but it's starting to attract 13-even 20 year olds. Most of the people horribly miss-use the word noob, thinking it means idiot or loser.

A lot of the players are completely stupid and call anyone that has the ability to over-power them "hackers".

this is a typical argument on roblox

Player one: "ZOMG U YOU KILLED MEH, U H4xer. I is reporting you."

Player two: "How am i hacking?"

Player one: "BEC4USE J00 K1ll3d m3h!!!"

player two: "your point would be"

Player one: "Th4t j00 h4x and i r teh pwnz0r. r3p0rt1ng j00 n00b"

Player two: 'I don't care because the admins don't listen to false reports anyway.

roblox by Lord anarchy June 11, 2010