T0mServ0's definitions

Humans

God's idea of a sick joke.

God: Hey, Jesus, check this out!
Jesus: Humans?
God: Yeah, those animals won't even know what hit them!
*Both chuckle*

by T0mServ0 March 5, 2012

Starscream

Megatron's bitch.

Starscream, make me a sandwich!

by T0mServ0 March 5, 2012

Le Internet Medley

An amalgamation of more than 40 internet memes created by the GAG Quartet. The single greatest creation of mankind.

This man just sat through a Bieber song! Quick, get him to the Le Internet Medley screening room!

by T0mServ0 March 5, 2012

The Deep South

That place where the black people are really lazy and the white people are just as lazy but they're mad at the black people for being lazy.

CIA guy: You're being relocated to the Deep South.

Peter: Ah, but isn't that (see definition)?

by T0mServ0 January 17, 2012

National Defense Authorization Act 2012

The government's way of saying "Fuck you!" to the Fourth Amendment.

Government: Hey, Fourth Amendment!

Fourth Amendment: What?

Government: I National Defense Authorization Act 2012'd your mom!

by T0mServ0 January 17, 2012

Roblox

Most definitely not free.

Telamon: Roblox, IT'S FREEEEEE
Me: *Points to the hats page of the catalog*

by T0mServ0 March 5, 2012

Hell

A term useable interchangeably with Capitalism.

Guy 1: Ah... America. Nothing at all like I pictured it. Hell, here I come!

by T0mServ0 March 5, 2012