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Micheal is a handsome young man you will fall in love instantly and no one will get in your way of being with him.He acts tough around friends but when he is with you he will open up and care.He is sexy and you dream about being with him sexually.
Girl 1: omg look at micheal
Girl 2: yea he’s so hot
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MIKE is a kid whos got your back no matter what and a guy who you can trust no matter what happends. He can understand the pain you've been through and actually gives a shit about it and tried to help in anyway possible.hes a guy who works out a lot yet still has time to deal with life's bull shit. He gets all the girls and everyone loves him. He's a guy who can help with everything. And he funny also extrememely awesome if you ever meet a Micheal then you will be good friends with him
Hey I'd like to meet a micheal
Micheal by Thunder4478 January 3, 2015
Micheal is truly the man's man. A truly well rounded individual capable of drinking large amount of alcohol, loving women roughly(and tenderly), know massive amounts of knowledge, and is talents at many, many things. Most people refer to Micheal as the baddest mutha fucka on the planet. They are correct in this assumption.
I was having a shitty time, and them Micheal showed up, stole my girl, drank all my beer, and showed me how to party like a real man.
Micheal by Khep August 14, 2009
A guy with a big dick
That is such a "Micheal"
Micheal by Swagggins September 20, 2017
Micheal, the guy that will come into your life and suddenly mean the world to you. His kindhearted, hilarious, hot af, the guy of your dreams. His an angel that makes his friends feel like they are in heaven. He’ll shower you with love and appreciation. Your heart skips beats when his around. His a little angle that needs to be loved and given a lot of attention. If you happen to be his friend then count yourself as one of the luckiest people, he’ll adore you till the end of time. it’s not everyday you’ll meet such an amazing person.
1: who is that?

2: that’s micheal the smartest in our class
Micheal by Baby Dinosaur September 17, 2019
Talented,poetic,amazing ideas.He is a vary loving hearted person,always going out of his way for everyone in need.Also stong willed and goal oriented.Never gives up on any task he sets.Always puts in 100%.And the best lover a women could ever have.
Micheal,Mike,Mikey
Micheal by Micheals love February 3, 2010
The bestest best friend ever, he likes to play video games and touch himself CONSTANTLY. He also excels at making political rants and being not huggable. Definitely Screwable.
Person 1: Hey its my bestest best friend Micheal!

Person 2: Oh look he's now going to masterbate while playing Xbox and ranting about politics!

Woman: *inside banging Micheal*
Micheal by Dickbutt MICHEAL September 5, 2012
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