mario 

Mario is a name typical for Italian and Latino men. He is a sex god and lady’s worship him because of the magic he creates in the sheets. He’s also on another level in pyshical and mental attributes he’s hilarious and he might be a bit shy at first but once you met him oh man. You’ll wish you would have talked to him sooner. He’s one of the sweetest,loving,caring,thoughtful,smartest, loyal guy you’ll ever met but you don’t want to get in his bad side because his worse then the devil when your in his bad side. Mario is also the Roman god of war so as such he has a rage like non other but his a very good and important person that have on your side if things go bad.

OMG have you been with Mario he made me cum like 6 times

Yoo bro me and Mario fought like 7 guys and before i could react Mario already fuked them up

Mario you’re just the best don’t ever forget that

Hey Mario can he be friends please?? I’ll give you a BJ

mario by Sexgodmario69 May 21, 2018

Mario 

Mario is a great person. He is so sweet and kind and I have loved him since the day I met him. We are only friends tho. We r great friends however. He can be a giant dick sometimes but when he wants to be sweet he will. Btw it’s his nickname.

Omg Mario is so fucking nice

Mario by the color artist January 27, 2020

Mario 

Saves princesses and sleeps with them.

Mario My boy!

Mario by Very Large Dick Tionary November 12, 2018

Mario 

A guy that’s funny, ridiculous. Well, if you have a friend called Mario, you’re lucky. He’s lazy but smart ( like a lot ). He has quite the temper, I guess..... don’t know. He likes anime, that’s for sure

Hey Mario, whatcha doin’?
Trying to do stuff, I guess....

Mario by SuperJesse May 18, 2019

Mario 

Mario’s are a great people to be around them they will be rude at times but they can also steal your heart away . They can be as cruel but have a soft heart that everyone can love . They are funny kind and they will always be there when u most need them .

Yo mario is always there when I need him. Ikr

Mario by Ur kiddo May 28, 2019

Mario 

Sonic but has actual good games.

Sonic: "Why is Sonic Forces so shitty"

Mario: "You wish you had Super Mario Odyssey bitch"

Mario by LolCringe August 22, 2019

Mario 

A video game about a guy. He's an Italian plumber created by Japanese people who speaks English and looks like a Mexican.

And runs like a jamaican

and jumps like a black man

And grabs coins like a Jew

"I really like playing that Mario Kart game!

Mario by Manlyman654 December 10, 2016