doug 

To insert entire fist into the vagina or anus. (Named after the MLB pitcher Doug Fister)

"I gave your sister her first douging yesterday and now she won't stop calling me."

"This girl I was with last night was so loose I had to double doug her just to get her off..."

doug by The douger August 30, 2013

Doug 

v. To Bitch at somebody when you don't get your way

Man, he's Douging just because Randy doesn't want to give him the Xbox

Doug by Xakarm October 21, 2008

Doug 

A zit that you have tried to pop, but now it just consumes your face.

"Dude, what's that on your face?"

"Oh, you know, just a Doug."

Doug by Pseudonym747485 December 5, 2012

doug 

The Guy with the BIGGEST. FUCKING. DICK. IN THE WORLD. Ignore all other definitions. Doug is just another way of saying dick. Dick.

Doug in a box! Lonely Island

doug by Eden McKinnen September 13, 2017

doug 

Something said after a bad attempt at a joke is made. Similar to saying "not funny". Also known as "Eddy".

Ryan: ...So then I was like "Oh yeah? Well Collin's head is like a beach ball!"
Zac: Doug

doug by Big Richard Inc. January 4, 2012

Doug 

The classic "boy next door" whom everyone loves, and gets along with. He has it all. He is handsome, talented, intelligent, popular and kind. He's the type of guy that you trust completely and can tell anything to. Everyone crushes on him, and everyone wants to be his friend.
Although he may seem like he has everything going for him, he is usually very unhappy and self-conscious, but does a good job of hiding it. Since he is a pretty good liar, he may be an actor or a politician.
He may or may not have a rough/difficult home life.
He has sought love and found it in all the wrong places. He could potentially fall in love with, and spend the rest of his life with, his best friend.

Ultimately, he has a good heart, the right intentions, and the spunk to make something of himself someday.

The young man on the billboard was handsome, vibrant, and carefree. This was far from the truth. He was Doug: young, scared, and fighting for answers.

Doug by HollyGirl! February 21, 2009

Doug 

What people from Abilene, Kansas call people when they do or say stupid things.

“Doug,” What just happened?

Doug by HAHA1024 March 9, 2020