Cellular Attention Deficit Disorder: A social disease with no known cause. Victims always seem to be talking on their phone, dialing a number, texting someone, checking their voicemail, playing a game, etc. It has been rumored that the cell phone may actually be attached to the victim's hand.
Stare From A Distance, But Can't Approach Disorder It's when you stare at a girl/boy who is pretty, but for the life of you, you can't seem to go to her/him and talk.
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