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C.A.D.D. 

Cellular Attention Deficit Disorder: A social disease with no known cause. Victims always seem to be talking on their phone, dialing a number, texting someone, checking their voicemail, playing a game, etc. It has been rumored that the cell phone may actually be attached to the victim's hand.
Get off your phone; You're so C.A.D.D.!!
C.A.D.D. by boyshorts00 April 24, 2007

C.A.D.S. (Compulsive Air Drumming Syndrome)

An impulsion to play air drums whenever one hears a beat.
"Stop air drumming in public! It's embarrassing!"
"I can't help it, I have C.A.D.S. (Compulsive Air Drumming Syndrome)"

C.A.D.T.C 

Shortened for Contain and Destroy The Cringe
C.A.D.T.C by That Memer 69420 monke February 23, 2021

S.C.A.D.S 

Guy walks into a bar with a lot of good looking woman, he says to his buddy, “S.C.A.D.S”
S.C.A.D.S by Ben Shimanski November 7, 2005

s.f.a.d.b.c.a.d. 

Stare From A Distance, But Can't Approach Disorder
It's when you stare at a girl/boy who is pretty, but for the life of you, you can't seem to go to her/him and talk.
Popularly used by Adande "sWooZie" Thorne
John-Damn! that girl is fine as hell

Will-So go talk to her, man.

John-I can't, I have s.f.a.d.b.c.a.d.

Will-Damn, man, that sucks!
s.f.a.d.b.c.a.d. by Khyo January 19, 2014

L.M.F.A.O.F.O.O.M.C.A.D.M.T 

Laughing my fucking ass off falling out of a chair and dropping my taco. This phase can be used while texting, or posting funny things on MLIA
Emily: *says joke*
Lauren: L.M.F.A.O.F.O.O.M.C.A.D.M.T HAHAHAHHA
Emily: hahaha, oh no your taco!