[APP]roach

APProach
APProach(ing)
Using an App
on a phone, tablet,
or other device
to Communicate with
an Individual
or
Group of People
in Order to Express or
Accomplish Something
and/or to Connect (in general)
Often leaving
the App User to feel
Stress/Fatigue/Exhaustion
as TheResult of
Prolonged/Excessive
"APProaching"

"I've been APProaching every single one of my social media accounts tonight."

[APP]roach by BlakeSke January 23, 2019

[APP]roached

after excessively routine
&/or prolonged App Use
or, "APProaching"
*In which, the App User
is left feeling SUCh an
incredible amount of
exhaustion & fatigue
that they LitteRaLLy
FeeL the Need to
physically & mentally
{Distance} >ThemSeLveS>
from the phone, computer, or device
that they are using to

"APProach" on/with.

I am feeling COMPLETELY

APProached and I need a Break.!

[APP]roached by BlakeSke January 23, 2019

I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING 

It's a sentence to describe how cool the context is. It can be used to "rick roll" when the lewd context comes in.

-When there is a storm everything is either flying or struggling except the object is standing still, you play this song or just type I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING

I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING by ratflicker June 27, 2022

Approach anxiety  

Approach anxiety (AA) is a term used to describe a man who feels highly nervous, awkward and distressed during (or even before) the act of approaching and getting to know women he has never met before. While the anxiety often derives from a greater social phobia, approach anxiety itself derives specifically from man's belief that he is very likely to be rejected by the woman of his desire in unplesant and harsh ways.

In most cases, a man who tries to overcome this particular anxiety may experience symptoms such as rapid heart rate, clammy hands and excessive body sweating, thought paralysis (i.e 'going blank' or 'freezing up'), rapid speach, uncharacteristic stuttering, unintentional fidgeting and many other forms of physical or mental reactions to high stress.

David's approach anxiety is ruining his sex life.

Approach anxiety by Doc Xavian December 27, 2008

cold approach 

To approach and start a conversation with a total stranger, usually with a romantic intention.

John has some huge balls. He just goes up to girls he doesn't know, tells them they are cute, flirts a bit more, and then gets their number.
I wish I could cold approach like that.

cold approach by financestud May 8, 2007

Match-Pump Approach 

Hypocrisy or a hypocritical way of doing things. You cause some bad problems to occur, while making sure that nobody knows that you are the cause of them, and then come up solutions to them so that you will be seen as as a saviour by all around you, as if you set fire on something with a match yourself and pumped water onto it as a hero citizen, pretending that you happen to be there.

"I suspect it was John who made the car tyre flat, just before our driving trip last week. He did that probably so that he could come to the rescue in his car and impress all the girls like a hero. What a match-pump approach that was!"

Match-Pump Approach by Hiroicci July 24, 2014

Shotgun Approach 

A last ditch effort used to pick up women that essentially entails making a series of rapid, low effort, approaches, on multiple women, in a very short period of time.  It is beneficial when the PUA has arrived at the bar or club late in the evening and has little time remaining before last call.  It is risky maneuvre because, due to the lack of effort put into each individual approach, it is likely that the PUA will face several harsh rejections prior to achieving success. Multiple rejections in such a short timeframe could leave the PUA's confidence shattered beyond repair.

Dude #1: "Dude, why the fuck have I seen Andy talking to ten different women in the past five minutes?"
Dude #2: "It's almost last call, and he showed up late, so he's resorted to implementing the Shotgun Approach."
Dude #1: "That's a risky maneuvre bro, I hope he knows what he's doing."

Shotgun Approach by brandonmichaelblack.com January 5, 2012