@war 

An all-out battle that clogs up around 60 percent of youtube comment pages. Usually involves two or more imbeciles arguing about the most meaningless subjects, using the "reply" feature to respond to the previous numbskull's idiotic comment. So called because of the distinct @InsertRandomMoronHere tag displayed when a reply is posted.

~~Example of an @war~~

THIS VIDEO IS TARDED
H3XRPWNZ 5 minutes ago

@H3XRPWNZ ur tarded
ImSoSmart 3 minutes ago

@ImSoSmart YOUR MOM IS TARDED. PWNED!
H3XRPWNZ 2 minutes ago

*thoughtful comment*
normaluser 1 minute ago

@normaluser UR TARDED
H3XRPWNZ 30 seconds ago

@war by normaluser December 15, 2011

war 

does not determine who is right, but who is left.

war in iraq, the only thing that makes CNN worth watching.

war by sid33 March 9, 2005

War 

Politics with bloodshed

"Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed."
Mao Tse-Tung (1893 - 1976)

War by Mertown July 3, 2007

war 

An organized, violent conflict between two or more large groups of individuals, countries, societies, factions, tribes, etc. War has been waged by humans since time immemorial, first with rocks and sticks, then with bows and arrows and stone axes, then with progressively more advanced weapons. Wars have generally been fought for land, religion, political and ideological control and control of resources. Today, wars are waged with firearms, bombs, satellites, various forms of artillery mounted on a number of different weapons platforms. The number of weapons during the 20th century also expanded to include chemical, biological, and nuclear arms and each of those has seen limited use during that time period. Only one type of warfare is capable of wiping out the species that spawned it, and that is nuclear. Only this type of war has never been truly fought, outside of the destruction of the Japanese cities of Hiroshima and Nagasaki at the end of World War II. Some of the wars fought during the last 14 years include conflicts in Iraq, Israel, Kashmir, Somalia, Afghanistan, Rwanda, Congo, Colombia, Bosnia, Croatia, Serbia, Kosovo, Lebanon and Liberia. During the 20th century it is estimated that over 127 million people have lost their lives in war.

War will be around so long as humans are around to wage it.

war by Ares July 7, 2004

war 

A pretty bitchin' card game played by children.

Jimmy, a king does not beat an ace! I'm telling mom!

war by Red Devil Slim April 8, 2004

war 

the thing that france is very bad at

France tried to fight a war...they lost.

war by Wes November 1, 2003

war 

A highly profitable business for the people in power. An excellent excuse to give away taxpayers money to large corporations instead of putting it to use for the betterment of society.

It is a euphemism for terrorism.

War was initially invented as a passtime activity for impotent men, as sort of a substitute for sexual intercourse, but today it has become one of the most profitable businesses.

war by Messist September 14, 2010