happyabilityness

The exposure of your ability to be happy.

happy guy: I love life! Oh and girls too! I love how everything is great! (dramatization)
sad guy: I hate you and your happyabilityness. Go die please.

by Mertown January 04, 2008

sidetracked

When one or one's gf/bf starts talking about other guys/girls excessively/obsessively. Also when they get very interested in other people.

Rox (Mer's gf): *talks about "cute kid in math"*
Mer (Rox's bf): you should take pictures of him and show me exactly how "cute" he is.
Rox: atleast I'd have pics of him
Mer: wait what? you never said anything like that about having pics of me.
Rox: sorry I got sidetracked!
Mer: SIDETRACKED! SIDETRACKED?!

by Mertown October 03, 2007

Hot-Talking

When one only replys by only laughing or agreeing with someone. Usually a hot person who is flirty.

Mertown: rox you're so hot
xroxannex: yeah lol
Mertown: yep lol
xroxannex: mhm
Mertown: chyea lol
xroxannex: hahaha
Natt: omg mer and rox are hot-talking again

by Mertown September 23, 2007

Television

Chewing gum for the eyes.

"Television is chewing gum for the eyes."
Frank Lloyd Wright (1869 - 1959)

by Mertown July 03, 2007

Television

The triumph of machine over man.

"Television is the triumph of machine over people."
Fred Allen (1894 - 1956)

by Mertown July 03, 2007

MTV

The lava lamp of the 1980's

"MTV is the lava lamp of the 1980's."
-Doug Ferrari

by Mertown July 03, 2007

Politics

War without bloodshed

"Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed."
Mao Tse-Tung (1893 - 1976)

by Mertown July 03, 2007