Definitions by Mertown
artist's vision
When someone sees any possible detail that changes one person from another. This vision is often used to tell how someone feels, or how old someone is. The better your vision, the easier it is to tell the traits of someone just by looking at them.
Merlin has a really good artist's vision. He asked this one chick about herself saying stuff like, "Are you 15?" and he was right about everything!
artist's vision by Mertown January 4, 2008
happyabilityness
happy guy: I love life! Oh and girls too! I love how everything is great! (dramatization)
sad guy: I hate you and your happyabilityness. Go die please.
sad guy: I hate you and your happyabilityness. Go die please.
happyabilityness by Mertown January 4, 2008
mic barfing
When a singer is screaming into the mic and all it sounds like is someone vomiting. Used in many genres of music including hardcore, metal, screamo, and many others.
God. I hate all those lame "hXc" singers or whatever. You call that singing? Sounds more like mic barfing to me.
mic barfing by Mertown December 8, 2007
difficutie
rox: I'm fat
mer: no you aren't! don't think like that, you're perfect.
rox: no I'm fat. I'm squishy.
mer: so? alot of people are squishy. it doesn't mean they are fat! and trust me, you aren't fat.
rox: no, I'm positive that I'm fat.
mer: gah, there is no reasoning with you. you are such a difficutie
mer: no you aren't! don't think like that, you're perfect.
rox: no I'm fat. I'm squishy.
mer: so? alot of people are squishy. it doesn't mean they are fat! and trust me, you aren't fat.
rox: no, I'm positive that I'm fat.
mer: gah, there is no reasoning with you. you are such a difficutie
difficutie by Mertown November 22, 2007
roflmfgaoiol
An acronym meaning, "rolling on floor laughing my fucking ghetto ass off intensely out loud."
Used mostly when you are laughing so hard that you can't breath and you are crying.
Used mostly when you are laughing so hard that you can't breath and you are crying.
roflmfgaoiol by Mertown October 23, 2007
sidetracked
When one or one's gf/bf starts talking about other guys/girls excessively/obsessively. Also when they get very interested in other people.
Rox (Mer's gf): *talks about "cute kid in math"*
Mer (Rox's bf): you should take pictures of him and show me exactly how "cute" he is.
Rox: atleast I'd have pics of him
Mer: wait what? you never said anything like that about having pics of me.
Rox: sorry I got sidetracked!
Mer: SIDETRACKED! SIDETRACKED?!
Mer (Rox's bf): you should take pictures of him and show me exactly how "cute" he is.
Rox: atleast I'd have pics of him
Mer: wait what? you never said anything like that about having pics of me.
Rox: sorry I got sidetracked!
Mer: SIDETRACKED! SIDETRACKED?!
sidetracked by Mertown October 3, 2007