Mertown's definitions

mic barfing

When a singer is screaming into the mic and all it sounds like is someone vomiting. Used in many genres of music including hardcore, metal, screamo, and many others.

God. I hate all those lame "hXc" singers or whatever. You call that singing? Sounds more like mic barfing to me.

by Mertown December 8, 2007

War

A matter too serious to be entrusted with the military.

"War is much too serious a matter to be entrusted to the military."
Georges Clemenceau (1841 - 1929)

by Mertown July 3, 2007

Television

The triumph of machine over man.

"Television is the triumph of machine over people."
Fred Allen (1894 - 1956)

by Mertown July 3, 2007

Politics

War without bloodshed

"Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed."
Mao Tse-Tung (1893 - 1976)

by Mertown July 3, 2007

Television

Chewing gum for the eyes.

"Television is chewing gum for the eyes."
Frank Lloyd Wright (1869 - 1959)

by Mertown July 3, 2007

happyabilityness

The exposure of your ability to be happy.

happy guy: I love life! Oh and girls too! I love how everything is great! (dramatization)
sad guy: I hate you and your happyabilityness. Go die please.

by Mertown January 4, 2008

roflmfgaoiol

An acronym meaning, "rolling on floor laughing my fucking ghetto ass off intensely out loud."

Used mostly when you are laughing so hard that you can't breath and you are crying.

OMG Rox that was SOO funny i'm seriously roflmfgaoiol here!

by Mertown October 23, 2007