Peyton Fucking Manning. Abbreviation for Peyton Manning an American football player in the NFL. The abbreviation was first made (due to FCC regulations)

on a sports talk radio station in Denver upon the signing of Peyton Manning to the Denver Broncos on 3/20/2012.

The Denver broncos just signed PFM! Peyton Fucking Manning! I can't believe it!

PFM by Hellcat44 December 28, 2012

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Pure fucking magic.

Person A: How the hell does a person sing in harmony with themselves?

Person B: PFM.

PFM by Bella Bartalk October 14, 2013

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Please forgive me.

I accidentally fell on top of your mom. pfm Please forgive me.

pfm by the mitchell October 23, 2009

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An acronym for a Penis Face Massage. A relaxing and erotic face massage using a flaccid penis. The soft glans penis can be used with or without foreskin. Known to reduce the appearance of lines on the face, while increasing the appearance of balls on the face.

"What are you doing after work today?"

"I'm so stressed! I just want to go home and get a PFM from my boyfriend."

"That sounds great, can I come over and get one too?"

"Of course not you fucking whore, die in a fire."

pfm by Licensed Massage Therapist November 17, 2011

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Please Fuck Me

*Squad sends a pic of smoke smoke
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PFM by JboiOnTehPen November 3, 2019

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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