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*Stares in Erectile Dysfunction*
When you say something so cringey and disgusting yet you feel nothing about the person that you have wronged.. it gives the rest of us shivers. This is how we stare back at you.
Him: She looks fantastic absolutely gorgeous picture perfect so fine with everything in the rite places... alright alright alright
Us: *Stares in Erectile Dysfunction*
Us: *Stares in Erectile Dysfunction*
*Stares in Erectile Dysfunction* by DJ Dammit Man November 5, 2022
The Stares
When one becomes vacant during an activity and appears to be staring off into space
The stares occur due to a lack of interest in the local environment, activity or people due to too much self interest and the attention span of a stoned butterfly that flunked out of butterfly primary school in the 3rd grade for licking bus windows instead of innuendo laden flower parts.
The stares occur due to a lack of interest in the local environment, activity or people due to too much self interest and the attention span of a stoned butterfly that flunked out of butterfly primary school in the 3rd grade for licking bus windows instead of innuendo laden flower parts.
NotaBogan: ...It means a lot to me; I cant even begin to tell you how much of a difference this could make ...are you even listening?
ABogan4sure: Umm, what?, sorry Bogan I must have had the stares
NotaBogan: Well thank you for making me feel less than random yet again
ABogan4sure: Oh harden the fuck up and stop being a bogan
NotaBogan: I am so sorry that you have done something to hurt me again and blamed me for it. How could I be so thoughtless as to have feelings.
ABogan4sure: I dont have the energy for this any more
NotaBogan: You are truly the most Awesome friend
The example above may appear a tad random and ‘NotaBogan’ may also appear to be over-reacting somewhat; however, repeated episodes of the stares do tend to add up and become rather annoying (refer: Tracey Smiff)
Wednesday 05/11/2008
ABogan4sure: Umm, what?, sorry Bogan I must have had the stares
NotaBogan: Well thank you for making me feel less than random yet again
ABogan4sure: Oh harden the fuck up and stop being a bogan
NotaBogan: I am so sorry that you have done something to hurt me again and blamed me for it. How could I be so thoughtless as to have feelings.
ABogan4sure: I dont have the energy for this any more
NotaBogan: You are truly the most Awesome friend
The example above may appear a tad random and ‘NotaBogan’ may also appear to be over-reacting somewhat; however, repeated episodes of the stares do tend to add up and become rather annoying (refer: Tracey Smiff)
Wednesday 05/11/2008
The Stares by Luke Warm December 22, 2008
Will Stares
I took a big juicy shit this morning and realized there was no toilet paper so I did the good ol' Will Stares
Will Stares by Mr.White Tee February 25, 2011
Dinner-stares
The stares which a person will send another because they're chewing loudly. The response may be defensive and mean, or apologising and ashamed.
Dinner-stares by yourunclesdeadcat June 14, 2018
blonde_stares
1. Noun: Blonde_stares, typically found in a yahoo chat room, unreliable, not very trust worthy, easily fooled if you claim your name is diane but are infact a david. 2. Noun: See Fool or Idiot
3. Pronoun: dipshit, wanna-be, loser, fooled very easily
3. Pronoun: dipshit, wanna-be, loser, fooled very easily
femmdyke_1: no brent I dont have cheri on ignore, its only her new attitude since she got a new mistress that I dont like ;)
blonde_stares by Diane January 31, 2005
Wal-mart Stares
When two people intimately in love are staring at each other in Wal-mart.
Remember when I kissed you on the cheek?
That was sweet.
Remember when I kissed you on the cheek?
That was sweet.
Remember when I kissed you on the cheek?
I enjoyed that.
It was when we felt the Wal-mart Stares.
Jennifer, I love you so so much!
And when you kissed me, I was bubbling inside with happiness.
I love you.
I enjoyed that.
It was when we felt the Wal-mart Stares.
Jennifer, I love you so so much!
And when you kissed me, I was bubbling inside with happiness.
I love you.
Wal-mart Stares by Tide Detergent January 16, 2008
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