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When you literally feel SO BORED you may as well end it all, and type this monster of a word into Google, and then realize it's too long and cut out the middle man by going straight to Urban Dictionary.
Guy 1: I'm tired of typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsdxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq into Google, I'll try qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq12345678900987654321qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq!@#$%^&*())(*&^%$#@!Shit, it's too long, I'll just try Urban Dictionary.

Guy 2: Hello, insane asylum. I would like to report a white adult male repeatedly typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq into the Google search bar for entertainment. Actually, scratch that, he's gotten bored of that so he's moved onto qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq12345678900987654321qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq!@#$%^&*())(*&^%$#@!.

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You've lost hope in humanity and yourself,haven't you?!
Man:qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq12345678900987654321qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq!@#$%^&*())(*&^%$#@!

Man 2:I don't even...

`1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./!@#$%^&*()_+qwertyuiop{}|asdfghjkl:"zxcvbnm<>??><mnbvcxz":lkjhgfdsa|}{poiuytrewq+_)(*&^%$#@!/.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\][poiuytrewq=-0987654321` 

The ultamite anatomy of the Urban DIctionary. This is the most unsearchable thing ever.
`1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./!@#$%^&*()_+qwertyuiop{}|asdfghjkl:"zxcvbnm<>??><mnbvcxz":lkjhgfdsa|}{poiuytrewq+_)(*&^%$#@!/.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\][poiuytrewq=-0987654321` is when NInja is smashing his keyboard playing fortnite

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Person 1: I just typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq12345678900987654321QWEERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNMMNBVCXZLKJHGFDSAPOIUYTREWQQAZWSXEDCRFVTGBYHNUJMIKOLPPLOKIMJUNHYBGTVFRCDEXSWZAQ!@#$%^&*())(*&^%$#@! into Google!
Person 2: *dies*

`1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,.//.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\][poiuytrewq=-09876543211qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik,9ol.0p;/-['=]\\]='[-/;p0.lo9,ki8mju7nhy6bgt5vfr4cde3xsw2zaq1!@#$%^&*()_++_)(*&^%$#@! 

You have acended into keyboard godhood and typed this. You smashed your keyboard buttons to create this.

You are probably in school in Mr.Smith's history class and instead of going on Unblocked Games, you typed this.

I pity you.
You have acended into keyboard godhood and typed this. You are probably the most bored person in the universe.

John: Im bored, `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,.//.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\]poiuytrewq=-09876543211qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik,9ol.0p;/-'=\\='[-/;p0.lo9,ki8mju7nhy6bgt5vfr4cde3xsw2zaq1!@#$%^&*()_++_)(*&^%$#@!

`1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>?/.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\][poiuytrewq=-0987654321`?><MNBVCXZ":LKJHGFDSA}{POIUYTREWQ+_)(*&^%$#@!~ 

what happens when you are so bored with your boring useless life that you press every key on the keyboard, hold shift, press every key in reverse, and hold shift while pressing every key in reverse, because you're also too lazy to use your telekinetic abilities to press every key simultaneously and make your computer break just like your heart when you were born.
Person 1: "My life is so boring"
Person 2: "what you gonna do?"
Person 1: "`1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>?/.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\][poiuytrewq=-0987654321`?><MNBVCXZ":LKJHGFDSA}{POIUYTREWQ+_)(*&^%$#@!~"