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Wow you have achieved the MAX level of b0red0m g00d j0b
why did you type ^&*(^&$*^*&^(&*(^&*!@#(^$*&(@^#%&*)$&#*^*(%^&@*(^%&!*^*(^&*(^*&(^&*^%&!*(#$&*^%@&*^(#^!$&*#^%*&^@*&&#$*^#*&@$(^##^#*&#(%!$^*&(^*&(^#$@&*59^&#*@(^@!&^&@*#!^#&@(^%&*(^%*&@9@#&*962187(^*&(^

~+@_#)$(%*^&Q|W}E{RPTOYIUA"S:DLFKGJHZ?X>C<VMBN 

you really need something better to do with your life
~+@_#)$(%*^&Q|W}E{RPTOYIUA"S:DLFKGJHZ?X>C<VMBN is the ultimate form of boredom

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When you are bored and type every key, but on a phone keyboard.
Bored, but I'm not on my computer. Might as well type 1234567890qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm,.+×÷=/_<>!@)(#*$&%^-?';":`₩~¥£|€{}°♧•◇○♡●♤□■☆¿▪︎¡¤》《 instead of `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./.

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Wow you are that bored that you went above and beyond and typed this congrats you get nothing.
I was bored and typed

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The ultimate final boss of boredom. You need to have magical powers to type this in. You are a god.
I typed in `=1-203948576q\w]erptoyiua'[s;sdlfkgjhz/x.c,vmbn?Z>X<CMVNB"A:SLDKFJGHQ|W}E{RPTOYIU+~_!)@(#*$&%^ and now I feel like I have magical powers.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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