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"a game people of todays young society play where the object of the game is too call out "dibs" to every ugly or fat person they see
there are "dibs" for a single person
"double dibs" for two victims
"treble dibs" for three victims
and "family dibs" for a group of 4 or more.
'two fat people are walkin'

hey dude i call double "dibs" on that one!
"Dibs" by The Central April 20, 2009
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i got dibs on that last piece of pizza
dibs by Greg September 30, 2003
The most powerful force in the universe, it is used to call possession of a certain object or idea. There are very few things that trump dibs.
dibs on definition 1
dibs by Jon Reed November 21, 2006
A claim expressing priority over an object. Similar to the equally definite process of calling something.
If you kill yourself, I have dibs on your IPod
Dibs by Matt I February 10, 2005
What you have to call when a teammate pings a Mozambique in Apex Legends.
"Mozambique here!"
"Dibs!"
dibs by dylan159 March 28, 2019
n.- something you yell or say (to your dude friends) when you see a pretty woman walk by. the first person to call "dibs" on the woman "gets her" even though if you are playing this game she is obviously way out of your league.

v.- the act of calling dibs

- the act of dibsing
n.- (girl walks by) DIBS!... this is normally by your manfriends either agreeing and respecting your dibs or getting extremely mad because they were just about to dibs the same woman.

v.- no dude, you cant have that! i already dibsed it!
dibs! by B1g R1ck October 19, 2009
To have the rights to something, to own something.
I have dibs on that girl over there!
dibs by Steve December 29, 2002
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