14 definitions by Matt I

Dibs

A claim expressing priority over an object. Similar to the equally definite process of calling something.

If you kill yourself, I have dibs on your IPod

by Matt I February 11, 2005

Myspace

A place where rebels go to meet more rebels.

Whoa, I like your piercings. Now what's your stand on the system?

by Matt I April 25, 2005

snow day

What I hope I have on Monday.

I don't have much work to do, but I still want a snow day!

by Matt I January 23, 2005

Owned

The state of an individual after an action by another has offended, alienated, or otherwised embarrassed the said individual. Examples include winning a hand in poker, defeating someone by a large margin in a fencing bout, and getting bitten by a pelican.

That kid who lost 5-0 got owned!

by Matt I January 30, 2005

mcgreevey

REALLY bad governor of New Jersey, one of our worse in recent years (trust me, I live here) who puts his gay lover in charge of state security and otherwise screws up the state.

Don't hat him because he is gay, hate him because he sucks!

by Matt I September 11, 2004

Red State

Nuclear testing ground.

Utah is a great red state in which to try out the Bomb.

by Matt I April 22, 2005

Gumpmash

A mixture of mashed potatoes and saliva, usually encountered at dinnertime. Occasionally found outside of one's mouth, but only through the previous action of spitting it, perhaps at someone or something.

The gumpmash made a chomping noise between my jaws.

by Matt I September 12, 2004