The ultimate female sport, where girls and women not only kick some serious ass, but look good doing it. Playing this sport is the ultimate challenge because it not only requires passion, teamwork, and willingness to learn, but also the optimism to keep pushing the limits and continue pursing that win, with everything you and teammates have until the umpire makes the call. It may just seem like easy sport or just the feminism version of baseball to onlookers, but trust me, it is so much more then you could ever believe. The girls who play this sport are extremely hard-working, flexible, diligent, and intelligent ladies aren’t afraid to get a crap ton of dirt on them, work in the heat or cold, or cheer on their teammates/family/sisters even through the worst. Trust me, if you had the chance to play it as well, you would also fall completely head over heels for it too. If you don’t know anyone definitively plays this sport, something is definitely wrong.
Dude those softball ladies kick ass! They might even be better than us!
I know man! I gotta make at least one of them my friend, or I hope even more!
I know man! I gotta make at least one of them my friend, or I hope even more!
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when preounced, it usually is spoken out in a quiet, almost whiespering manner
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Danni: he said that "hes flirty with me and that he enjoys talking to me but that he's not asking for anything more than that" i'm not sure exactly what that means...
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That guy wearing that commes les garcons PLAY shirt, black fingernails, his private school socks, a flannel from supre, and his mothers expensive rings is SUCH a soft grunge king.
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"The soft and hard pseudoscience division might be really good, such as the soft and hard science denial division, but it might be necessary to wait some time until this division become a reality."
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Sam got so drunk that he ended up soft-serving Jami last night for like two hours until she finally had had enough and pushed him off.
She just wanted the D-piece, she didn't know she'd be getting the soft-serve.
She just wanted the D-piece, she didn't know she'd be getting the soft-serve.
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