rubber doodle

1. A collection of kinky entertainment latex\rubber artifacts for AI entities. whatever simulates synthetix, like: a condom, a dildo; Latex Inflatable Anal Tube with Balloon.

2. The timely interaction between AI and organic entities using Rubber Doodles so they can travel back and forth in time in order to prolong orgasm for the rest of eternity to avoid a Premature Ejaculation.

3. .A Google Doodle animated in a loop, traveling back and forth in time. Coined after an animated Google Doodle of traffic light which caused a traffic jam, that, according to conspiracy, aimed at initiating another war in the Middle East, prevented within an inch by a random superhero puppy.

1. With adequate spare rubber doodles, any robot can easily cum.

2. OH, COMMON! COMON! COMON! GIVE IT TO ME! GIVE IT TO ME! GIVE IT TO ME! Ad infinitum
3. . Hey, stop this Perpetuum -traffic, or else!
"Or else what?"
Else I'll shift my costume and call the police!
And you will never get away from your rubber doodles! Happy?

by tottal loss January 23, 2016

rubber breath

The act of giving a blowjob with a condom on

He was not sure she was clean, so she made her have rubber breath.

by HecticOne April 25, 2016

rubberless

Having sexual intercourse with no protection.

I went in rubberless.

by Tor4w May 9, 2016

Rubber Prison

A slang term for condoms

Before they had the sex, he had to pop on a rubber prison to stop them having any pesky little unwanted babies.

by JimHobbs August 13, 2016

Rubber up your bumper

To lube up your asshole or someone else's asshole

Hey girl, bend over and rubber up your bumper because you're about to get lifted

by Yep, I did it, so what? May 18, 2016

rubber sponge

A person who argues just to argue, someone who "sponges" up arguments just to make others mad.

Kate is being a rubber sponge about the hotel room.

by ingrain99 May 15, 2016

Rubber Candle

Noun. A rubber candle is when one lights one's condom ablaze during sex. Most people who engage in this act are not likely to repeat save a few fetishists.

Ex. Last week I tried to give Julia a rubber candle. She's still in the ICU.

by Ohshizwazzup June 12, 2016