Michigan Handshake

A blow job from someone you met very recently, especially when from a white woman.

Christine: "What happened with the cute guy from the bar last night?"
Mara: "We finished our drinks and he walked me back to my car. I had fun though, so I gave him a firm Michigan Handshake."

by habanegro May 31, 2015

Thai handshake

A handjob offered by a person of orient descent

David struck out at the bar in spite of showing off his police badge to every chick. He had to settle for a Thai handshake at the massage spa.

by Jaybone69 July 20, 2016

Oilfield handshake

An oilfield handshake is when two men stand face to face with their pants down around their ankles. The two men vigorously jerk each other off. There must be direct eye contact and it's not over until both have finished.

I heard your uncle is great at oilfield handshakes. He really has the forearm strength and intimate eye contact to make it special.

by Skinny Peters m. d. September 16, 2021

New England Handshake

The New England Handshake is the act of placing your hand between the thighs of the person walking up stairs in front of you in a handshake fashion. It can be performed on either sex.

Always let Mike go up the stairs first, otherwise you'll probably receive a New England Handshake. Ew.

by DrMikeS September 25, 2008

Hollywood handshake

A 'Hollywood handshake' is removing the sausage from a like warm sausage roll while leaving the pastry in tact. The inserting your erect penis to the now vacant hole, and masturbating until ejaculation.

"I went home with this fat chick last night. And because i didn't cum I Hollywood handshaked her dinner for the next day."

by Jokesex August 17, 2018

Manshake

An action where two men grasp their own genitals, remove hands from their pants, and shake another willing participants hand, firmly and steadily.

After the game, Jim and Bob had a hardcore manshake without washing their hands afterwords.

by savingdaylight April 19, 2009

special handshake

The act of copulating/intercourse with someone.

"Last night I gave Marylin a special handshake."
"She's not pregnant is she?"
"No, I used a glove."
"Make sure Will doesn't find out."

by Kaiine Joshua Sims January 1, 2008