Hookerprof

a crazy lady who owns cats and runs around the classroom like a ditzy high school girl. she knows her bio though, and she wears faded lime green pants....

Laura:I want to give that cute little bird a hug! *gallops over to one side of the classroom
class:what a hookerprof

by t-homas November 5, 2008

hookerific

1. Trashy looking clothing, makeup, hair styles,tattoos, or piercings. Can be for adult women, teenagers, or toddlers.

2. Fashion suitable for a hooker, or a Red Hat Lady.

3. An attitude or way of speaking that gives observers or listeners the impression one might be "easy".

This new, purple nail polish I tried on is hookerific!

by tangledupinbloo December 21, 2009

hooker toes

What you call someone when there toes resemble hookers. often told when someone is being a super douche.

(friend) I'm gonna break your pencil.
(you) dirty hooker toes

by NyTsUj April 12, 2011

Hookerfish

a girl who 'hooks' guys she knows want to sleep with her, just so her own sexual needs get met.

God that girl is such a hookerfish! She slept with Carlos last week, and now she's with Adrian.

by somegirl7 October 24, 2010

Hooker Machine

The female equivilant of a 'pimp daddy'

A hooker machine has tons of guys wanting her and is very boss.

Sexy Guy 1: Wow, Breana and Taylor are super boss, I want them both so bad!
Sexy Guy 2: I know man, they are such Hooker Machines.

by BFrog101 May 20, 2011

hooker sandwich

the act of stacking two or more hookers on top of each other and putting lunch meats in between the hookers.

i was hungry and horny so i made a hooker sandwich

by aidsgirl August 1, 2011

hooker's green

The form of payment exchanged for a hooker, money you spend on a hooker; usually one dollar bills.

"I need to find an ATM to get some more hooker's green."

by hookersgreen September 30, 2011