Lopsided Dinner

The act of eating a meal from a gaping asshole of a deceased, hanging person.

I was at church when I walked in on the minister eating some lopsided dinner from the dangling lady.

by discoloredreasoning June 21, 2019

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Microwave dinner

Looks good in pictures but not in reality.

1. A person who is attractive in photos but not in reality. The opposite of in-person hot.

2. A situation that seems great on paper, but is definitely not great once it happens. Similar to Honeypot.

Friend: Hey bro... Check out my girlfriend.
Guy: Dang she's hot....
*Meets her*
Guy: Yeah nvm dude....she's a total microwave dinner.

by Karab okama August 11, 2019

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Little Donnie Puss Puss

Donald J. Trump, our adorable 45th Lord and Savior of these here parts.

What shenanigans are Little Donnie Puss Puss up to today?

by J0nathanFranz3n September 27, 2019

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Big Dinner Slag

Big Dinner Slag is an insult used to throw people off whilst arguing with them because what even is it? Also it’s funny as fuck.

Wow is that Danielle?
Yeah she’s a right big dinner slag.

by irbandictfan123 February 27, 2020

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Scrawny Donnie

Skinny fuck boys typically aged 11-25 years of age that have a pencil neck. They tend to dress up like preppy douches and likely have floppy hair they constantly brush out of their face.

Good examples include Shawn Mendes, Why Don’t We, and Justin Bieber

Example 1:
Dude 1: My kid sister has a new bf.
Dude 2: Oh cool is he swole?
Dude1: Naw man he’s a scrawny donnie!
Example 2:
Basic Betty: I just saw this cute boy on Instagram; he’s such a scrawny donnie!

by 6BeersIn2ballsout March 1, 2020

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