Area Code System

Every human being on the planet can be adequately described using a three-digit number (i.e. area code). The first digit denotes the rating of how attractive the face is (0-9). The second digit describes whether you would sleep with that person or not (0=no, 1=yes). And finally, the third digit describes how attractive the person’s body is (0-9).

Megan Fox is my dream girl, using the area code system, she's a total 919!

by mikeywizzle August 12, 2008

Is That Code?

Basically a version of the ever-so-popular term "That's What She Said," yet this version is harder to understand for little kids, which is a drawback of TWSS, because people younger and younger are starting to use TWSS, and taking the fun out of it for the rest of us. Is That Code is used basically in response to someone who has just said something that can be taken as a code for something sexual.

Riely: "Hey Danny, can you help me get some wood?"
Dan: "Is that code?"

by just.like.a.puppet March 16, 2010

Chuck Norris's Code of Ethics

A list of twelve morals and guidelines writting by chuck Norris. This list is commonly used as a guide to the pupils of Chun Kuk Do, a Korean based martial art also created by Norris.
The code is as follows:
1. I will develop myself to the maximum of my potential in all ways.
2. I will forget the mistakes of the past and press on to greater achievements.
3. I will always be in a positive frame of mind and convey this feeling to every person I meet.
4. I will continually work at developing love, happiness, and loyalty in my family and acknowlege that no other success will compenstate for failure in the home.
5. I will work for the good in all people and make them feel worthwhile.
6. If have nothing good to say about a person, I will say nothing.
7. I will give so much time to the improvement of myself I will have no time to criticise others.
8. I will always be as enthusiastic about the successes of others as I am about my own.
9. I will maintain an attitude of open-mindness towards another person's viewpoint while still holding fast to what I know to be true and honest.
10. I will maintain respect for authority and demonstrate this respect at all times.
11. I will always remain loyal to God, my country, my family and my friends.
12. I will remain highly goal-oriented throughout my life because that positive attitude helps my family, my country and myself.

Before recieving her purple belt, the young Chun Kuk Do student had to recite three lines from Chuck Norris's Code of Ethics.

by TheGammaGeek March 19, 2011

OG Code 3

The best lifeguard at Great Wolf Lodge, knows when the guest is in distress without even asking. They make the most saves and get our trunks wet

Robert was the truest of OG Code 3's.

by PapaLG August 3, 2017

The Code 3 Club

To have sexual intercourse in a emergency vehicle.

I joined the code 3 club last shift.

by the code 3 club November 23, 2010

Homie Code

An unwritten/unspoken law (code) between friends.

Due to The Homie Code Jesse was Unable to make advances on Steve's sister.

by xraybravo January 28, 2009

Bro Code

1.Don’t talk to your bro’s crushes ever, not even a little bit. That’s not cool and that’s betrayal.

2.Don’t talk to their exes or girlfriends unless granted permission.
3. Bro’s before hoes.

“Man, you my best friend, that’s the bro code.”

by ImaGOAT9 January 2, 2020