Fakescription 

The act of subscribing to a newsletter to get that 10% discount, then unsubscribing the minute you've made your purchase.

“YES, of course I want your newsletter. Just kidding, that was a fakescription, but thanks for the 10% discount.”

Fakescription by Leijonhufvud94 August 18, 2020

fake monster 

1) Someone putting up a front.
2) Lying about a big penis.

1) He says he fights a lot but he's a fake monster.

2)You better watch out for that fake monster in Matt's pants.

fake monster by fakemonster July 20, 2008

fake fixin'

A person (generally a man with a huge ego) who attempts to work on, or trys to fix something without having any knowledge, or little knowledge about how to fix whatever they're working on. Usually involving mechanic tools, hand tools, or electric tools.

Yo Mike, you listen to those factory technicians at work talk about how they always work on their cars and fix them? It's like they auto mechanics.

Nah bro, they ain't no auto mechanics, they jus fake fixin'

fake fixin' by lonesniper24 September 29, 2009

Fake Foil 

the shit my friend blew the microwave up at work with. he thought it was paper.

hey why does it smell like burnt wood in here and why does the microwave sound like my mom when you bum her?

oh i put fake foil shit in there. what? it looked like paper!

Fake Foil by broham14 February 17, 2010

Fake Poppin 

Used to express something that is hyped up to exaggerated levels but then when you experience it for yourself it sucks, or isn't cool at all.

Nikki told me that party last night was hot but, when we got there, it was fake poppin so we left..

Fake Poppin by @TundeDreams July 11, 2010

Fake Mangasim

A Fake Mangasim is when a man can't ejaculate after a timely session of deep penetration whilst intoxicated.

‘I was going for gold after getting back from a night on the tiles, could I hell ejaculate so I fake mangasimed. I took her from behind grunted and spat on her back’

Fake Mangasim by Urban Cowboy Smith April 29, 2011

faceship 

a term that describes when one flies a great distance and lands on their face, often skidding several meters with severe pain and humiliation

doctor: what happened?
stoner: he did a faceship, with his face, and i laughed
doctor: yeah, i laughed too
wounded person: (dies of severe facial injury)

faceship by thepumaman November 29, 2011