Fake smile

A fake smile is best used when around someone you hate. It can also be used to hide how sad you are; This definition is mostly used when in a crowded place (e.g) School, Party, A dinner, ect..

Nathan: Hi, how are you?
You: *Fake smile* Oh great, what about you?

by CrleTaan July 01, 2018

Fake Tank

When a sober person pretends to be drunk and pass-out while telling everyone they're a lightweight.

Dude 1: Dude wake up you pussy! How much did you have, a sniff of it?
Dude 2: I actually had something in my cup unlike you.
Dude 1: *pretends to fall over on Dude 2 spilling his kool-aid in the process*
Dude 2: Nice fake tank douche bag
Dude 1: Im SO DRUNK!!

by Chad G May 04, 2007

Fake word

A word that is made up by someone or a group of people to replace a word for a definition they don't know. They are often used to display intelligence when their true intelligence fails them.

Person A: I am going to "zingle" with my buddies tonigh!
Person B: uh.... Zingle is not a word....
Person A: Nooooo, it's a legit word!
PErson B: No, its a Fake word that you made up.

by sn33z3 April 17, 2011

Fake Taxi

porn where the taxi driver has sex with the customer at the back of the taxi (great thing to wank over)

did you guys see the episode of fake taxi where he did a titty wank. that shit got me horny!

by TheManWithTheLargeWood October 10, 2018

fake beef

Someone who so full of shit that they believe their own lie. Word is in referance to the fake food models displayed in Japanese resturants.

That fake beef thinks he can do everything.

by Lady_dragon November 21, 2006

Fake Hollywood

1. Fake Hollywood

When a guy blows some of his load on her back, and then when she turns around to look, he blows the rest in the face



Source: anonymous, Sep 19, 2003


^I like the one when the misogystic little urban dictionary faggot is getting his dick sucked and then the chick reaches for the butcher knife and cuts the little faggot wanker's pin dick off and shoves it down his fat mouth!

It's called the "shutup ya fag" maneuver!

by your mom October 13, 2004

fake whore

one who dresses or acts like a whore, but can not, in fact, get any.

Ashlee Simpson is such a fake whore.

by artaficionado June 26, 2008