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Definitions by fakemonster

fake monster 

1) Someone putting up a front.
2) Lying about a big penis.
1) He says he fights a lot but he's a fake monster.

2)You better watch out for that fake monster in Matt's pants.
fake monster by fakemonster July 20, 2008

Master Chief 

If you'll excuse me, I think I need to go run Mater Chief through some drills.
Master Chief by fakemonster November 25, 2006

Blower's Cramp

often used to describe someone's face if there is a picture taken with their mouth in an O shape.
I found a great picture of George Bush with Blower's Cramp.
Blower's Cramp by fakemonster August 24, 2005

don't twist em 

What is said to someone giving you a hard time, a reference to the testicles.
1: I need that money by tuesday man.
2: Just relax, don't twist em.
don't twist em by fakemonster August 24, 2005

breaking my balls 

when someone is giving you a really hard time.
breaking my balls by fakemonster August 24, 2005