fakemonster's definitions

Blower's Cramp

often used to describe someone's face if there is a picture taken with their mouth in an O shape.

I found a great picture of George Bush with Blower's Cramp.

by fakemonster August 24, 2005

don't twist em

What is said to someone giving you a hard time, a reference to the testicles.

1: I need that money by tuesday man.
2: Just relax, don't twist em.

by fakemonster August 24, 2005

Master Chief

A euphenism for a penis.

If you'll excuse me, I think I need to go run Mater Chief through some drills.

by fakemonster November 25, 2006

fake monster

1) Someone putting up a front.
2) Lying about a big penis.

1) He says he fights a lot but he's a fake monster.

2)You better watch out for that fake monster in Matt's pants.

by fakemonster July 20, 2008

breaking my balls

when someone is giving you a really hard time.

Hey man, quit breaking my balls.

by fakemonster August 24, 2005