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Civil Engineer

Someone who sucks at every other engineering, so they spend their life looking at parking lots and talking about cement. They are often mistaken for traffic cones. However they do like complaining about how hard their life is as an engineer. However, their course load is nothing like a true engineer. They are the bros of engineering.
Guy1: see him over there, hes a civil engineer. He does nothing all day but dreams of concrete.

Girl1: yeah he just mansplained what addition is to me. But then he did it wrong.
by urban_dick_69 March 28, 2024
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without having thought things through comme du monde
if you are going to build an electric chair in your basement, please don't do so without knowledge in engineering!
by Sexydimma March 14, 2015
mugGet the without knowledge in engineeringmug.

enginement

The act of enjoying a vagina either during sex or masturbation.
That was pure enginement right there!
by ghettohippo September 4, 2009
mugGet the enginementmug.

Engineer Day

Everyone must become Dispenser/Turret/Teleporter and help Engineers to win the game
by Pyro Guy Because Yes December 19, 2021
mugGet the Engineer Daymug.

Evolve Engine

The best Gta 5 Cheat of Planet Earth, Stronger than shaggy
meaning it is very strong
- Baran
all of the skids using h4x, free menus: OH NO I GOT BANNED, i only gave myself 25 mil to stay undetected WHAT THE FRICK

Evolve Engine user: *spawns 500 cars gets 10 mil a sec and doesnt get banned*, thats how the maffia works
by Evolve <3 February 11, 2019
mugGet the Evolve Enginemug.

Cool Your Engine

When a man leaves his hard penis in ice, and a woman takes a hot shower and as you can imagine it can really cool her engine.
Her: My body is hot right now, I'm sweating.
Him: Let me get a'hold of you and cool your engine.
by Brando Cal-Risian May 15, 2021
mugGet the Cool Your Enginemug.

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