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crunch butter

Any form of animal excrement or a slang phrase used to represent a situation that would normally be described as poop or pertaining to poop.
That guy is full of crunch butter. His story was absolute bullshit.
by Richard Pickles September 20, 2013
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king butter

Typically a larger human. Can probably squat over 350 comfortably. Which is very impressive. Micro-Penis
Person 1: Man he's got a great back squat
Person 2: yeah but King Butter has a micro-penis
by Super Rat 123 August 27, 2017
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Butter weave

When a Black women has long blonde weave or awig in or on her head.
Damn dat black girl at the bar got dat butter weave on her head.
by ghetto_gunslinger May 27, 2010
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Dookie Butter

When someone is bad at something they would be referred as dookie butter trash.
My guy, your aim is Dookie Butter!
by M4RSHM4N_H0UR December 8, 2020
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Butter Challenge

When you get a stick of refrigerated butter, shove it up your anus, and wait until it melts all the way. If any solid butter falls out, you must eat it.
Fuck dude my PiKapp PM made us do the fucking butter challenge last night. I can still feel the grease in my colon.
by Shmelvdog March 31, 2022
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Secure that butter!

Used to command someone to be careful with a precious resource, especially to prevent their talents, positive traits, or advantages of any kind from going to waste or turning into something negative. We are all given a certain amount of butter for our bread, and the more we have, the harder it can be to secure. All it takes is one moment of carelessness, and that butter may slip off the bread and into the toaster as we are trying to use its residual heat to warm the butter to an optimal temperature in the post-toasting phase of toast preparation. The next thing we know, the toaster is giving off a noxious scent of burnt butter as a lingering reminder of the mistake we have made.
Girl, you best secure that butter! You have a lot going for you, but I'd hate for it to fall into the toaster and haunt you forever.
by tjjohn12 June 7, 2016
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butter tug

A butter tug is defined as using the movie theater popcorn tub to disguise a handjob while at the cinema.
While watching Jurrasic World at the cinema, my girlfriend cleaverly administered her famous butter tug.
by Jahollin July 14, 2015
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