Awkwardometer

The mental gauge one uses to sense how awkward a situation is. Like a speedometer but gauges awkwardness.

Person A: Why did Jim ask that girl out? It's obvious she thinks he's a huge tool.
Person B: Yeah that was really weird.
Person A: He has no awkwardometer.

by Manderson April 1, 2008

Awkward Salmon

A phrase used to describe an especially awkward moment in a conversation, accompanied by a rapid-slapping of the inner thighs.

She just walked the walk of shame. Awkward Salmon!

by JLambert November 20, 2010

awkwardyze

1. to make shit as strange and uncomfortable as humanly possible.

2. a homosexual advance that puts a person in an usual predictament, normally a fight ensues.

when Keller was all on my dick, when I made it ABUNDANTLY clear, I was spitting game to Evalina.

by AVIREZ May 13, 2005

Awkward

A person who just outright makes any situation uncomfortable just by being there.

Way to make the situation awkward Andy.

by AwkwardAndy November 4, 2010

Awkward

My friend's old teacher said, that every time there's an awkward silence, a gay baby gets born. So that means we're all gay, and you can't denie it!!!!

Man 1: ...Sooo...(awkward silence)...
Man 2: Ha, your gay!

by Spazcat101 May 7, 2009

Awkward turtle

Two turtles having sex.

Dude: damn it's very awkward just sitting here.

Barney: *hands on top of eachother moving thumbs slowly.*

Dude: WHAT ARE YOU DOING BARNEY?

Barney: the Awkward Turtle...

by Flyinnn' Hawiian November 16, 2010

awkward peacock

requires two people.

person 1: places the heels of his hands together, and sticks all of his fingers out, like a peacock's feathers.
person 2: makes a fist, sticks thumb out. puts the fist at the junction of person 1's hands/"feathers" and points the outstretched thumb away from the feathers. (peacock's head and body)

awkward peacock, as appears above.

by dmq88 January 16, 2010