Quid-Pro-No

The opposite of ‘guid pro quo’: in which there is no (equal or any)return of similar value or action from person to person.

After the massive amount of financial help I gave him; with a ‘guid pro quo’ expectation... I haven’t gotten anything from this dude. He didn’t seem like a ‘Quid-Pro-No’!!!!

by Major Thomas Randle September 20, 2018

Mystery Porno

When you're in a Zoom chat, and you hear a porno playing in the background, but you don't know who's watching it.

When you're watching a porno in a Zoom chat, and you try your best to convince the call that you aren't watching it.

Zoom User 1: What are those strange noises?

Zoom User 2: Mystery porno. these happen way too often.

by Based Cringe Based Based August 17, 2020

Jan Pono

People who are named Jan Pono are brutally honest, sarcastic, has the world's sexiest legs, overall super sexy and most importantly thicc.

Ava: Whow she's pretty thicc.

Ana: Chill out mate, but yeah I agree. Just look at her legs!

Olive: Hell yeah, she's a total bae! Her name's probably Jan Pono.

by Jamal Has the nine October 14, 2020

Cheese Pono

Interjection. Variation of "chee pono" mainly used by Millennial and Gen Z/Y/α Hawaiian Island locals to emphasize that you strongly agree or like something, etc.

Used similarly to "hell yeah!" in modern American slang.

Kimo: "Eh bu we go down Waiks and make da kine wit da haoles what?"
Keoki: "Cheese pono brah I going pack da T-shirt canon!"
Kimo: "wait what?"
Keoki: "CHEEEESEPONO!!!!"

by An Angry Turtle June 7, 2022

weird porno philosophy

Unusual ideas and take-away themes from adult films or publications. The ideas/themes can be anything from amusing to disgusting to enlightening.

You can find weird porno philosophy from some of the following titles:

“Missionary Impossible”
“Romeo in Juliet”
“The Bone Ranger “
“Sorest Rump”

...and more...

by yes juanito yes August 31, 2022

quid pro no-no

What folks are saying about Clarence and Ginni Thomas’ shamelessly profiteering Supreme Court decision-for-sale antics.

Oh Clarence, how can the public even think for a minute that we are taking bribes for access, that what we’ve done is a quid pro no-no?

by Dr Bunnygirl May 4, 2023

Pink Porno

A style of Japanese softcore pornographic theatrical film, originating in the early 1960s, in which the genitals are censored.

In Japanese parlance, "pink" (pinku) is used to describe things with erotic or sexual qualities.

For example, "Pink Film" or “Pink Porn” refers to pornography in Japanese.

Similar connotations are also found in French, with phone sex hotlines referred to as téléphone rose ("pink phone").

“Do you want to go see that popular, new film with me? I heard it’s a pink porno!”

by kukurali January 31, 2024